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Puerto Rican in retirement home.
Topic Started: Apr 7 2013, 09:27 PM (183 Views)
Chago
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This joke is not racist you can rearrange the races with anyone ill just tell it as I was told.

Puerto Rican 95 year old man was ill and his kids figured he needs to go into a home. So they were looking in the hispanic homes and all were full. Only one nearby with any room was a Jewish one. So he agreed to go.

Two weeks later kids came to visit him and asked how is it. He replies its great people like to remember the good ole days and call each other nicknames from when we were younger. There's one guy here who hasn't done a operation in 30 years and everytime he passes everyone will shout hey it's the doc! Another guy hasn't ruled a case in 22 years and everytime he passes everyone shouts ehh it's the judge. So the kids ask well what do they call you? He says I haven't screwed in 40 years and everytime I pass they all say ehh it's the fucking Puerto Rican.
Xpedition Xring 7 70lb 30.5" draw- Easton Da Torch 330 led by a rage 2 blade
 
Perchdrifter
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lol
Live every day like it's your last
 
Goose smasher
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Good one!

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Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!!
 
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funn funn
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WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
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la lolol
 
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