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The Old Blind And Brave Cowboy
Topic Started: Mar 4 2013, 05:44 AM (232 Views)
deermagnet
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels..

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things…

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl..

3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5.. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler..

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fuckin’ times.”
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WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
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lolol
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Rutman
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bash1 lmaaa Thats a Beaty!
 
Goose smasher
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Love it!

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Perchdrifter
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good one!
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Chago
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That was a good one wow. I've already texted it to like 8 people lol
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