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| Chago | Feb 24 2013, 10:43 PM Post #1 |
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Guy walks into a bar, see's a horse in the corner. He asks the bartender "why is there a horse in the corner?" Bartender replies "if you make him laugh you win $10,000". Guy goes over to horse whispers something to the horse. And the horse begins to laugh hysterically. Guy walks back and bartender who stares in awe. As he passes over the money he says "ok double or nothing. Make him cry". Guy says "sure but I'll need to close the curtain". So he goes over, closes the curtain. Then when it opens horse is crying like a baby. He walks over and asks bartender for his $20,000. Bartender pays up and asks "how did you do that?". Guy replies "first time I told him my man hood was bigger then his. Second time, I showed him" |
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| shedherder | Apr 7 2013, 09:37 AM Post #2 |
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| Goose smasher | Apr 7 2013, 11:55 AM Post #3 |
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Will be calling that guy Mister or Sir! Goose smasher |
| Shoot em in the face!! If it flies,it dies!! But if it just sits there it still dies!!!!! | |
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| bowhunter-57 | Apr 7 2013, 03:28 PM Post #4 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Perchdrifter | Apr 7 2013, 04:14 PM Post #5 |
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lol |
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| Rutman | Apr 10 2013, 04:13 PM Post #6 |
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Glad i cant make a horse cry. Imagine the problems youd have.
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| Chago | Apr 10 2013, 06:40 PM Post #7 |
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Lol |
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| thenrifish | Apr 12 2013, 07:32 AM Post #8 |
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Well I can only make myself cry. On the night of our honeymoon I showed my wife and she said "who are you going to please with that?' I said "ME!" |
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