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Newfie Bedroom Troubles
Topic Started: Feb 2 2013, 07:00 PM (182 Views)
justintime
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Newfie Bedroom Troubles

George is passing by Bob's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson tractor.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Bob?', says George.

'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin crap out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Bob, 'me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.'
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bowhunter-57
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'Lord tunderin' jeezuss
If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble

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Rutman
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lmaaa lolol
 
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