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| deermagnet | Dec 23 2012, 05:24 AM Post #1 |
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High On The Horn
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FARTING AT TIFFANY'S A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT. AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS. VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WHOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR. AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER... GOOD LOOKING AS WELL. COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S. HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, "GOOD DAY, MADAM... HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY?" BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, "SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET??" HE ANSWERS, "MADAM... IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT, YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| Perchdrifter | Dec 23 2012, 08:26 AM Post #2 |
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| bowhunter-57 | Dec 23 2012, 01:59 PM Post #3 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Rutman | Dec 29 2012, 09:27 AM Post #4 |
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| shedherder | Jan 24 2013, 07:59 AM Post #5 |
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| Chago | Feb 24 2013, 10:45 PM Post #6 |
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I like that LMAO |
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Xpedition Xring 7 70lb 30.5" draw- Easton Da Torch 330 led by a rage 2 blade | |
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