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Snow In The Forcast
Topic Started: Dec 22 2012, 02:43 PM (217 Views)
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On a bitterly cold winters morning, a husband and wife in Lanark were listening to the radio, Y 101, during breakfast

They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."


So the good wife went out and moved her car.


A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."


The good wife went out and moved her car again.




The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.


The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"




Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,


"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"
Edited by deermagnet, Dec 23 2012, 05:27 AM.
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