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| Ont_Excal | Sep 15 2011, 07:04 AM Post #1 |
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crossed his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor." Again, there is a bright flash and..........both his legs fall off. |
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| bowhunter-57 | Sep 15 2011, 06:16 PM Post #2 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| shedherder | Sep 15 2011, 07:06 PM Post #3 |
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| Perchdrifter | Sep 15 2011, 07:23 PM Post #4 |
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