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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 10 2011, 06:45 AM (38 Views) | |
| Ont_Excal | Sep 10 2011, 06:45 AM Post #1 |
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An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you as soon as possible. Please share this with others immediately!! Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Woody Allen virus.........By-passes the motherboard and turns on daughter card. Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. Dr. Kevorkian virus.....Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus........Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory. Bell VIRUS- Every three minutes it reminds you what great service you are getting. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS- Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. AIRLINE VIRUS- You're in Chicago but your data is in Singapore. STAR TREK VIRUS- Invades your system and boldly goes where no virus has gone before. |
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| Perchdrifter | Sep 10 2011, 07:06 AM Post #2 |
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lol |
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| bowhunter-57 | Sep 10 2011, 07:21 PM Post #3 |
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good ones. |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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