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High Octane Blonde
Topic Started: Sep 9 2011, 10:56 AM (58 Views)
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A trucker came into a cafe and placed his order.
He said,"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear dumb, went into the kitchen and said to the cook, " this guy out there ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." What does he think this is....an auto parts store?"

"No", the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and the running boards are two slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh,ok!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked what are the beans for, Blondie??

She replied, I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!!!

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