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| biggame99 | Sep 1 2011, 06:19 PM Post #1 |
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?" |
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| Perchdrifter | Sep 1 2011, 07:33 PM Post #2 |
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| bowhunter-57 | Sep 1 2011, 07:39 PM Post #3 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| deermagnet | Sep 1 2011, 08:36 PM Post #4 |
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High On The Horn
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| shedherder | Sep 2 2011, 06:22 AM Post #5 |
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| coon | Sep 2 2011, 11:21 AM Post #6 |
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