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Religious Bra
Topic Started: Aug 30 2011, 04:38 PM (217 Views)
bowhunter-57
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Do you need a laugh??

What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?
asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, There's more than one type?
Look around,
said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color
and material imaginable.
Actually,
even with all of this variety,
there are really only
four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type
Supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and

The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
It is about time
you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!......
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
And I can't get up!...
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Perchdrifter
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LOL
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bash1 bash1
High on the horn
WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
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that's awesome evryone has to chuckle at that one
 
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