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Rye Bread
Topic Started: Aug 10 2011, 06:06 PM (67 Views)
deermagnet
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Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
usual park bench one morning


The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was
amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day.
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed
any help.

He asked, "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She replied, "There's a whole shelf of it. Would you
like some?"

He said, "Oh yes, Il take 5 loaves."

She admonished, "My goodness! 5 loaves? By the time
you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows about
High on the horn
WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
bowhunter-57
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lmaaa lmaaa
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LOL ,,good one!!! hehe
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