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| Ont_Excal | Jul 24 2011, 01:22 AM Post #1 |
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, a girl goes straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother. When she asks how her grandfather died, her grandmother replies, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, the girl says, “Two people nearly 100 years old having sex! Surely that’s asking for trouble?” “Oh no, my dear,” replies granny. “Many years ago we realizing we should slow down. We found the best time to do it was just as the church bells start to ring. They have just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” Wiping away a tear she continues, “and if that god dam ice cream van hadn’t showed up, he’d still be alive today!” |
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| bowhunter-57 | Jul 24 2011, 06:41 AM Post #2 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Perchdrifter | Jul 24 2011, 09:20 AM Post #3 |
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| shedherder | Jul 25 2011, 05:40 AM Post #4 |
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