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| Missing Nova Scotian wife | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2010, 01:14 PM (262 Views) | |
| Snowkrazy | Dec 11 2010, 01:14 PM Post #1 |
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MISSING NOVA SCOTIAN WIFE The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties. "Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted. The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first." The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her." Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???" The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." |
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LIVE FOR TODAY! HOPE FOR TOMORROW...... | |
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| bowhunter-57 | Dec 11 2010, 01:36 PM Post #2 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| deermagnet | Dec 11 2010, 02:15 PM Post #3 |
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High On The Horn
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Good one LOL |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| perrysbirds | Dec 11 2010, 08:59 PM Post #4 |
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LMFAO! Probably a Newfie commited the crime!
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If I aint out a shootin deer,Im home drinkin beer! Pro staffer for spypoint | |
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| coptor doctor | Dec 11 2010, 09:01 PM Post #5 |
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Too Funny |
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| Ont_Excal | Dec 12 2010, 10:59 AM Post #6 |
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CANADIAN CARNIVORE
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Probably posted by a newfie too! Enjoyed it!
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| Preserve wildlife --- use a vacuum sealer --- and freezer | |
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| justintime | Dec 13 2010, 05:39 AM Post #7 |
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Squirrel Master
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lol |
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| shedherder | Dec 13 2010, 06:25 PM Post #8 |
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| Rutman | Dec 21 2010, 11:05 PM Post #9 |
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Perfect plan and another use for a wife. Amazing!
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