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Just another round??
Topic Started: Nov 30 2010, 07:22 PM (189 Views)
Ont_Excal
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A golfer was out playing golf one beautiful day.

After hitting his tee shot, he was not even close to the fairway.

So the golfer went off and looked and looked and finally found his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful buttercups.

He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and just as he was ready to swing. He heard a voice "Don't hit the ball out of the buttercups."

He thought he was just hearing things so he went to address the ball again.

He then heard that same voice say....................................

"Don't hit the ball out of the buttercups and I will give you all the free butter you want for the rest of your life.
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The golfer replied "Where were you last week when I hit my ball in the pussy willows?" WTF

woott

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