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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 27 2010, 12:51 PM (183 Views) | |
| Ont_Excal | Nov 27 2010, 12:51 PM Post #1 |
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CANADIAN CARNIVORE
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?'..........................'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
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| Preserve wildlife --- use a vacuum sealer --- and freezer | |
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| deermagnet | Nov 27 2010, 02:00 PM Post #2 |
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High On The Horn
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Good one lol |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| bowhunter-57 | Nov 27 2010, 02:23 PM Post #3 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Perchdrifter | Nov 27 2010, 04:37 PM Post #4 |
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LOL good one!
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| coon | Nov 28 2010, 06:51 AM Post #5 |
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Trophy Hunter
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| Swamp Buck | Nov 28 2010, 08:28 PM Post #6 |
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Another Bowhunter
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Nice!
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 09:25 PM Post #7 |
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Okay who told!!!!LOL |
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| bucklucky | Dec 2 2010, 06:56 PM Post #8 |
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hilarious |
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| justintime | Dec 5 2010, 09:04 PM Post #9 |
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Squirrel Master
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lol |
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LOL good one!

7:15 PM Jul 10