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Sex by the bell
Topic Started: Nov 26 2010, 07:48 PM (142 Views)
Ont_Excal
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

....BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
....BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole
....BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1....I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2....I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3....We are going to make love all night.

' The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!'
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4 ?' asked the husband?

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE...................................'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.' omgg


Preserve wildlife --- use a vacuum sealer --- and freezer
 
Perchdrifter
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oldie but goodie,,,love it!!
Live every day like it's your last
 
perrysbirds
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LMAO!
If I aint out a shootin deer,Im home drinkin beer!
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lol
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