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Why Newfies cant be Paramedics!
Topic Started: Nov 26 2010, 10:35 AM (68 Views)
perrysbirds
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WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS


Jim and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911.


He gasps to the operator, "By t'undering Jesus, I tink Bud is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.



Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?" bash1
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bowhunter-57
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good one bash1 funn
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LOL
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coptor doctor
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Damn I love them thar newfies.. LOL
 
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Good one LOL
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funn funn
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funn lolol
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