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| Why Newfies cant be Paramedics! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 26 2010, 10:35 AM (68 Views) | |
| perrysbirds | Nov 26 2010, 10:35 AM Post #1 |
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WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Jim and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "By t'undering Jesus, I tink Bud is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard. Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?" |
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If I aint out a shootin deer,Im home drinkin beer! Pro staffer for spypoint | |
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| bowhunter-57 | Nov 26 2010, 03:20 PM Post #2 |
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good one
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| Perchdrifter | Nov 26 2010, 03:41 PM Post #3 |
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| Live every day like it's your last | |
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| coptor doctor | Nov 26 2010, 07:40 PM Post #4 |
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Damn I love them thar newfies.. LOL |
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| deermagnet | Nov 27 2010, 09:17 AM Post #5 |
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Good one LOL |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| shedherder | Nov 27 2010, 06:48 PM Post #6 |
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| Ont_Excal | Nov 28 2010, 12:23 AM Post #7 |
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CANADIAN CARNIVORE
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| Preserve wildlife --- use a vacuum sealer --- and freezer | |
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