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burglar fun
Topic Started: Oct 20 2010, 01:52 PM (63 Views)
lito
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"Jesus Knows You're Here"







A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight
around,

looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin,

clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,

looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight

beam came to rest on a parrot.





'Did you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,

'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'







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shedherder
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bowhunter-57
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funny33 funn
If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble

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justintime
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funn
~ People Eating Tasty Animals ~
 
Perchdrifter
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LOL, good one!
Live every day like it's your last
 
fishnhunt
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doh funn
 
Ont_Excal
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An oldie but still goody. ffss
Preserve wildlife --- use a vacuum sealer --- and freezer
 
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Good one LOL
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WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
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