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| An Atheist In The Woods | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 5 2010, 11:27 AM (135 Views) | |
| Ont_Excal | Oct 5 2010, 11:27 AM Post #1 |
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CANADIAN CARNIVORE
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An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?' 'Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?' 'Very well', said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.' |
| Preserve wildlife --- use a vacuum sealer --- and freezer | |
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| deermagnet | Oct 5 2010, 12:38 PM Post #2 |
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High On The Horn
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Good one LOL |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| Perchdrifter | Oct 5 2010, 04:18 PM Post #3 |
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LOL, tooo funny! |
| Live every day like it's your last | |
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| justintime | Oct 5 2010, 07:38 PM Post #4 |
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Squirrel Master
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