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Bear Remover
Topic Started: Sep 19 2010, 12:31 PM (87 Views)
lito
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A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he
looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go
up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When
the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and
not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in
the cage in the back of the van.."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks
the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot that f@!*##n dog."
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Perchdrifter
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funn LOL
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noc lmaaa
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lmaaa
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