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| deermagnet | Aug 30 2010, 02:08 PM Post #1 |
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High On The Horn
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Old Sailor & the Working Girl An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back. |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| coon | Aug 30 2010, 02:14 PM Post #2 |
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knot bad ... knot bad hehehehe
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| Perchdrifter | Aug 30 2010, 02:31 PM Post #3 |
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LOL |
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| bowhunter-57 | Aug 30 2010, 03:39 PM Post #4 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| shedherder | Aug 30 2010, 05:17 PM Post #5 |
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| lito | Aug 30 2010, 09:23 PM Post #6 |
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that's a keeper! |
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| justintime | Aug 31 2010, 04:57 PM Post #7 |
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| ~ People Eating Tasty Animals ~ | |
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