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Old Sailor
Topic Started: Aug 30 2010, 02:08 PM (145 Views)
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High On The Horn
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Old Sailor & the Working Girl


An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.
High on the horn
WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM
 
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knot bad ... knot bad hehehehe funn
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LOL
Live every day like it's your last
 
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funny33 lmaaa
If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble

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ffss
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that's a keeper!
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~ People Eating Tasty Animals ~
 
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