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Therapy
Topic Started: Aug 28 2010, 08:22 AM (209 Views)
justintime
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Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched

in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of
men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help.
I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain
if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,
'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
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