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| Perchdrifter | Aug 19 2010, 04:56 PM Post #1 |
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A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio . The Texas Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board. "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board. "Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board. But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator. "That would be me," replied the rancher. |
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| justintime | Aug 19 2010, 06:59 PM Post #2 |
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| bowhunter-57 | Aug 19 2010, 07:38 PM Post #3 |
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| deermagnet | Aug 19 2010, 08:08 PM Post #4 |
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Real good one LOL |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| coon | Aug 20 2010, 08:19 AM Post #5 |
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| Songdog | Aug 20 2010, 03:51 PM Post #6 |
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LOL its funny because its true. |
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| shedherder | Aug 23 2010, 06:12 AM Post #7 |
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