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T G I F
Topic Started: Aug 14 2010, 07:23 PM (52 Views)
Perchdrifter
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A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.

Live every day like it's your last
 
bowhunter-57
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Blonde you say, pity!
If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble

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shedherder
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funn funn
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deermagnet
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Good one lol
High on the horn
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justintime
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haha
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