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| Best pickup line ever....; cant fool a newfie.... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 9 2010, 09:16 PM (64 Views) | |
| perrysbirds | Aug 9 2010, 09:16 PM Post #1 |
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A Newfie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?' The Newfie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Newfie smiles, taps his watch and says, ' It's an hour fast!'
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If I aint out a shootin deer,Im home drinkin beer! Pro staffer for spypoint | |
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| advancedtaxidermy | Aug 9 2010, 10:38 PM Post #2 |
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| justintime | Aug 10 2010, 05:29 AM Post #3 |
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| deermagnet | Aug 10 2010, 06:23 AM Post #4 |
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High on the horn WHEN YOUR OLD ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR MEMORIES SO MAKE THEM | |
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| Perchdrifter | Aug 10 2010, 08:48 AM Post #5 |
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| bowhunter-57 | Aug 10 2010, 03:53 PM Post #6 |
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Good one Perry,that got me thinking.
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If it's got fur,feathers or scales it's in trouble Excal Exocet 175 Middleton DTM330 S/W 44Mag | |
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| shedherder | Aug 10 2010, 04:27 PM Post #7 |
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| Songdog | Aug 10 2010, 06:03 PM Post #8 |
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LOL! good one |
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Good one Perry,that got me thinking.

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