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Marijuana Filled Firewood In Nfld
Topic Started: Aug 8 2010, 06:56 PM (60 Views)
Songdog
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‘Hello, is this the Police office?’

‘Yes. What can I do for you?’

‘I’m calling to report ‘bout my neighbor Jack
Murphy...he’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood!
Don’t quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there….’

‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’

The next day, twelve St John’s police officers
descend on Jack’s house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack’s house.

‘Hey, Jack! This here’s Floyd....did the Police
come?’

‘Yeah!’

‘Did they chop your firewood?’

‘Yep!’

‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
 
deermagnet
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Good one lol
High on the horn
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~ People Eating Tasty Animals ~
 
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funn That could work funn
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funny33 funn
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woott funny33 hehehehe love it!!!
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