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Doctor goes hunting
Topic Started: Aug 3 2010, 03:19 PM (57 Views)
deermagnet
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A doctor wantd a day
off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin'
tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic
and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and
I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about
the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including
her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,
what did you do?' asks the doctor.
J
'I put drops in her eyes!!
.
Y'all thought I was sending a dirty joke!!
High on the horn
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you had me thinking.
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hehehe
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bash1 That a boy !! funn
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