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So This Happened (I made a "Song")
Topic Started: Nov 5 2014, 10:45 PM (194 Views)
bonecanoe86
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I have created a new song. I call it: The Cunt Exorcism of Satan (The Existential Queef)
Think of it as a Jackson Pollock painting, but with shit used instead of paint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiWsCpF_zvs&feature=youtu.be
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Haruhi
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Fucking Bad-Ass Bone, you need to make more like this.

My Negative Feedback
Not Dance-able (melodies changing too fast/too slow; lacking a edge; circular)
Lacking Layers; multiple melodies playing synonymously/cooperatively (are those the correct words?)
Not Hard Enough

What I noticed:
Had a Brian Eno (Music for Airports) esq. sound
Had an Artsy feel, as opposed to a Musical feel
Sounded open, yet distant. (Maybe it was the piano, played against the Synth)

Positive Feedback:
Synthesizer; Nice touch
Progress towards longer Melodies
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I think its a musical masterpiece. All it needs is a bit more cohesion, something to tie it all together, maybe a constant beat.

Otherwise A*
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
Such an eloquent name... and description.


But... Queef? What's Queef?
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Haruhi
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Vaginal flatulence is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina. It may occur during or after sexual intercourse or during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef and fanny fart (mostly British) -Wikipedia
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Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from surgery, child birth, diseases (such as Crohn's disease), and other causes. This condition can lead to urinary tract infection and other complications. This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse, a condition most often caused by childbirth.

Puffs or small amounts of air passed into the vaginal cavity during cunnilingus will not cause any known issues, however "forcing" or purposely blowing air at force into the vaginal cavity can cause an air embolism, which in very rare cases can be potentially dangerous for the woman, and if pregnant, for the fetus. - Also from Wikipedia
Edited by Haruhi, Nov 8 2014, 08:36 PM.
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Basically it's a vag fart.
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
DA FAQ, BONE!!!
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Jakk Dion
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The Video Game Designer, Writer and Musical talent from the House of Sim
Queef. Classic. Thanks guys. :D
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
Bone, Y U so...


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