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Topic Started: Jan 20 2014, 02:20 AM (553 Views)
diggerjohn111
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I was reading the forum, after taking a break from flogging my serfs (now there is an euphemism if I ever read one) , and I noticed that there were topics on here about "Socialism" and "Communism" (You youngins don't remember 1989, do you?). Anyway, I decided to start a topic for any of my fellow Lords and Barons if they have any difficulty with uppity peasants; Kick them in the teeth, and remind them that you own all their land.....and then threaten them with the wrath of God, or some other shit that will make them wet themselves, the ignorant morons. His Lordship, Diggerjohn, Baron of the Most Loyal Niagara Bailiwick
Edited by diggerjohn111, Jan 20 2014, 02:23 AM.
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Well I, the Most Sarcastic, Prime Chancellor Samuel of the socialist sub-democratic state of Hisbedroom denounces ones mediaeval whipping of serfs. In hisbedroom indeed we own all houses all everything. Cheap prices. Rebellious peoples will be deported.
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You deport the rebellious? We feed ours to the cows, far more efficient.
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Lord Nwahs, Baron of that one room in that one apartment, totally agrees with Lord Diggerjohn. Will the peasants ever get back to where they belong in society, and the natural order of things be restored?
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The most sarcastic prime chancellashamedlurrently pending a law mmaking vegetarianism the law.

Thenceforth inducing carnivority in bovine creatures would be counter-productive.

Also industrial agriculture will be banned, meaning inexpenPensive organic food for all. Be ashamed of yourselves. Go into 3 turns of anarchy and become
a Better place for you.
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Pol Pot tried the same thing, that really worked out well.
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What did pol pot do? The Cambodian?
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Nwahs
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Pol Pot, along with his crew of Khmer Rouge people, was a genocidal idealogical extremist. The 20th Century was full of those.
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*Disascociates century of origin*

Ah at least i was in indochina. Well I'd NEVER let myself Get THAT far.

(Lol joking I have a consciounce I would never risk endanger someone's life.
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Jan 20 2014, 11:23 AM
The most sarcastic prime chancellashamedlurrently pending a law mmaking vegetarianism the law.

Thenceforth inducing carnivority in bovine creatures would be counter-productive.

Also industrial agriculture will be banned, meaning inexpenPensive organic food for all. Be ashamed of yourselves. Go into 3 turns of anarchy and become
a Better place for you.
*Monocle drops into tea*

You, sah, I say, you, sah, are an abomination to the civilized peoples of this world! You, sah, have offended me and mah fellow southern neighbors!

Know your place, sah!
Edited by B-29 Bomber, Jan 21 2014, 09:32 AM.
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