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"Five Word Forum Game" Story
Topic Started: Dec 6 2013, 12:26 PM (84 Views)
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
We have been making a potentially awesomely epic story. So I've been copying and pasting the different posts to Notepad. Here's what I've got so far:

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Walking home from the store I sipped on my coffee damaging my favorite box of chocolates. In my suprise I saw a glitter of gold beneath my shoe. I then reached to grab it, but I felt a mysterious force pulling me upwards. I turned and I was blinded by a giraffe of many colors. The giraffe wrapped its neck into a pretzel formation and I could not help but start rapping Eminem. But then the giraffe looked as if he didn't enjoy my rapping. The giraffe immediately started tapping his neighbor repeatedly and excessively. I suddenly bursted into flames because I lost my rupees. The King of Hyrule suddenly became a little bit worried for he invested a lot in inflammable ruppees. And also in expensive pyrotechnics displays and in instruments that save worlds. The king makes many investments. Due to the unreliability of Hyrule's rather antiquated Stock Market. That is very true indeed. Once, the King's investments caused the whole population of investors to invest everything in a small clay pot. But when the bottom fell out, everybody had a sudden feeling of panic, seeing that all their rupees were lost just because they had hidden them with a mixture of sand, gravel soil, and petunias. They were lost for a while, until a heroine aptly named as Helena Buttercup saved the day. But I digress. The king feared another economic disaster, so he immediately raised the taxes and beheaded all economic advisors. The stock market immediately went to hell, where it belongs. The Hyrulean Atheists were enraged but the kingdom was destroyed. The giraffe explained this because he felt he needed to express his sadistic joy to anarchism. I then ran away and suddenly found myself in a dark alley in the forest of donuts and demons. Of course, the donuts were glazed or jelly filled. I tried to grab a donut but it was snatched by I awoke from the dream and found myself lying on a theoretical table. Silly me, how could a theoretical table be holding me and coffee! Then I saw a bottle full of a wispy powder that smelled just like cinnamon. I tried to reach it but the smell suddenly became that of a spicy variety. Now feeling suspicious, I took a glance at the clock and it was half past five. "Oh no, it's this late!" I tried to run away but it was past teatime. And tea time is the beginning of a war between good and not so good Do not, however, invite the basically,tea-drinking versus beer because they will demand beer. Of course, we civilised men do not find beer palatable or we are under 21. Or under 18, in most other places of the galaxy. These laws were laid down. And that small place in a nook far, far away in Ethopia, which, as everybody knows, has a distinct aversion to tea. Then again, nobody but the King of Hyrule enjoyed tea to great extent. Tea is definitely not the most popular non alcoholic drink in the world. Or at least in Hyrule, due to the increasing number of barbarians. Then again, barbarians drink coffee. Although they prefer beer. Anyways I ran, and I ran past tall mushrooms and seven characters from Earthbound. They were apparently not interested in the sanctuary locations they were getting. I decided to take a stroll down memory lane. I had no memories at all. This saddened me deeply because I don't actually know why. It was just very inexplicable. Anyway, after the really short moment of reminiscing, I started walking. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I stopped. Because I realized I had forgotten my keys for my car. So I remembered that I have to tie my shoes. Unfortunately this was impossible, due to me falling asleep once more. --Post 136 Page 7


Enjoy!
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well, preddy ossum!
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
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Dec 6 2013, 12:44 PM
well, preddy ossum!
Wait til the point where I get into it. Shit gets real, real fast.
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indeed, escalations abound!
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HAIL THE HORSE MASK
I don't think I've ever visited the thread...I should read the entire thing when it's finished (or at least up to date).
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The Video Game Designer, Writer and Musical talent from the House of Sim
Thats pretty cool actually lol
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
Part 2


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Now I was really late for my meeting with the Ministry of Silly Walks. Unfortunately He was watching me stream. But at the very least blatant advertisement is very fun. To continue the story, I got back home and got a large pepperoni pizza from my oven. You see, I am good at making pizzas. After that, I went to the House of Sim, to join the forum game, but I noticed that the admin LP's Civilization. I hate Sid the science kid. That show was not as good as Barney. But once again, I found myself going back to the store. But why was it closed during the middle of the day? I hate caramel. But I digress. I also hate chocolate. I walked back home, but before I reached my house, I saw a large gaping hole in the middle of the sidewalk. I tried to avoid it but a invisible force dragged me inside. I fell very hard into a fiery pool that smelled of socks. Luckily the socks smelled like they had recently been washed. That and the magma is cold. I climbed onto a ledge but the ledge is too slippery. Unable to grab hold I fell into to magma but since it was cold I froze to death. Not. But you see, I was glad to have a magical power that allowed me to juggle dragons. It really was useful in the situation because there were several dragons that turn magma into lukewarm water. This was good because I I am a olympic swimming champion who cannot find time to play super mario galaxy. Super Mario Galaxy is a Mario game. On the Wii. It taught me how to destroy celing fans with wiimotes. Which I found extremely helpful since I hate celing fans. In fact ceiling fans killed my parents and my grandparents. That was a lie. But I am a great liar. It is just my nature. After I destroyed my wiimote I realized i like Nintendo so much that I got a new Wiimote and some tacos. But you can ignore this story completely. I saw mario outside my house. I asked him to help me beat Super Mario Sunshine. He told me he wanted lasagna. I also wanted some too. So we watched SirRonLionheart together. But mario did a bad job following the master's commands. So the game was over. He left after I suggested that we lost because he was a sore loser. I was more mature than that Italian Plumber that gets to save Peach over 9000 times. You think by now he'd learn that Peach will never buy a burglar alarm. She's an anarchist, and hates the police. She went as far to burn all Zelda games as princess zelda is a major supporter of the doctrine known as the PATRIOT act. Their political arguments would cause the Nintendo Senate to fall asleep. But I digress again. Anyway, I left my house to buy a kilogram of potatoes. Yeah, potatoes. The merchant in a european market. I didn't have twenty rupees, so I got a beret instead. But it did not fill my stomach and tasted bad. Why i ate a hat, a hat made of chocolate. What crazy stuff. Anyways, I got myself some hot chocolate Went to Market and i accidentally spilled it all over the slightly toxic Nintendo Gamecube. This made the system mutate into a bag of chips. I do not eat chips so the monster was indigestible. Instead, I called the Ghostbusters just to get their autographs. I ate the autographs up and spat them out at the CEO of Sony. I took a PlayStation 3. I grabbed a wireless controller, and made a stew from it. Sorry I thought Ice Cream was made of old smelly was a full word together Now my english really sucks. I was confused, so I banged my head on a nearby portfolio of several detailed Reports of the battle of Waterloo dating back to 1815. --Post 277 Page 14


"Bang your head on a table" time! Nothing more til next week.

Also the last bit of the update is where I ended. If anyone wants to help with this, just remember to mark your ending place!
Edited by B-29 Bomber, Dec 6 2013, 03:49 PM.
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If I find spare time I will. Most of my time I can go on the Internet is shorts amount of time with my phone or my 7-in tablet, it dosent lens itself to… this.

But I'll try! It thrilling!
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