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Happy Thanksgiving to our American HoSers
Topic Started: Nov 28 2013, 12:07 PM (448 Views)
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Squaretable22
Nov 30 2013, 04:23 AM
I hate Halloween. People say it's actually English, but not American. BUT ALL THE FUCJING THINGS WE DO CAME FROM AMERICA FIRST!

Anyways it was All Saints Eve. We used to carve turnips and other things, but then the cheap Americans couldn't be bothered and used pumpkins! Then they mixed it with the day of the dead, and here you are!
And it's a bit paedophilic, children going around to strangers houses asking for sweets! Any other day of the year… :D Oh and all the girls above the age of 9 dress like slags. I can't watch a YouTube video 10 mins long before DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG TRICKORTREAT. Which is a fucking empty threat as far as I'm concerned.
Uhhh... BACON!!!
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Well the first 6 "black Friday" deaths have occurred in the UK, Walmarts UK subsidiary ASDA decided to intruduce this foreign custom, and it worked! Now those 6 dead people... :/
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Squaretable22
Nov 30 2013, 04:23 AM
I hate Halloween. People say it's actually English, but not American. BUT ALL THE FUCJING THINGS WE DO CAME FROM AMERICA FIRST!

Anyways it was All Saints Eve. We used to carve turnips and other things, but then the cheap Americans couldn't be bothered and used pumpkins! Then they mixed it with the day of the dead, and here you are!
And it's a bit paedophilic, children going around to strangers houses asking for sweets! Any other day of the year… :D Oh and all the girls above the age of 9 dress like slags. I can't watch a YouTube video 10 mins long before DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG TRICKORTREAT. Which is a fucking empty threat as far as I'm concerned.
Actually it is Irish from Samhain (pronounced Saam-ween). It was the pre-Christian harvest festival. It also was the druids who would go from house to house begging for straw to build bonfires to the gods (often with human sacrifices tied to them), if the household did not give straw, retribution was met out by the druid priests. In modern Gaelic-speaking Ireland the holiday is still celebrated, but with singers, called mummers, going door to door in traditional costumes, and it is actually a festive and beautiful affair to observe. And we've celebrated it in Canada as long as the Americans have, so I have no idea where your rage comes from. And the Americans didn't start it, it is an ancient Celtic New Years' festivity, you know...the people the English fucked over for 1000 years.
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diggerjohn111
Dec 3 2013, 06:42 PM
Squaretable22
Nov 30 2013, 04:23 AM
I hate Halloween. People say it's actually English, but not American. BUT ALL THE FUCJING THINGS WE DO CAME FROM AMERICA FIRST!

Anyways it was All Saints Eve. We used to carve turnips and other things, but then the cheap Americans couldn't be bothered and used pumpkins! Then they mixed it with the day of the dead, and here you are!
And it's a bit paedophilic, children going around to strangers houses asking for sweets! Any other day of the year… :D Oh and all the girls above the age of 9 dress like slags. I can't watch a YouTube video 10 mins long before DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG TRICKORTREAT. Which is a fucking empty threat as far as I'm concerned.
Actually it is Irish from Samhain (pronounced Saam-ween). It was the pre-Christian harvest festival. It also was the druids who would go from house to house begging for straw to build bonfires to the gods (often with human sacrifices tied to them), if the household did not give straw, retribution was met out by the druid priests. In modern Gaelic-speaking Ireland the holiday is still celebrated, but with singers, called mummers, going door to door in traditional costumes, and it is actually a festive and beautiful affair to observe. And we've celebrated it in Canada as long as the Americans have, so I have no idea where your rage comes from. And the Americans didn't start it, it is an ancient Celtic New Years' festivity, you know...the people the English fucked over for 1000 years.
...And by English, I presume you mean the Saxons?

Seriously, though, I don't get why people hype over the Irish so much. The most notable thing they've ever done is die because the potato harvest was fucked up.
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And leave the uk, blowing up most of northern Irelands cars in the process.
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Dec 3 2013, 06:55 PM
Seriously, though, I don't get why people hype over the Irish so much. The most notable thing they've ever done is die because the potato harvest was fucked up.
And then quite a lot of those who didn't die went over to America and their descendants are now going around hyping over their ancestry more than actual people from Ireland.
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
diggerjohn111
Dec 3 2013, 06:42 PM
Squaretable22
Nov 30 2013, 04:23 AM
I hate Halloween. People say it's actually English, but not American. BUT ALL THE FUCJING THINGS WE DO CAME FROM AMERICA FIRST!

Anyways it was All Saints Eve. We used to carve turnips and other things, but then the cheap Americans couldn't be bothered and used pumpkins! Then they mixed it with the day of the dead, and here you are!
And it's a bit paedophilic, children going around to strangers houses asking for sweets! Any other day of the year… :D Oh and all the girls above the age of 9 dress like slags. I can't watch a YouTube video 10 mins long before DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG TRICKORTREAT. Which is a fucking empty threat as far as I'm concerned.
Actually it is Irish from Samhain (pronounced Saam-ween). It was the pre-Christian harvest festival. It also was the druids who would go from house to house begging for straw to build bonfires to the gods (often with human sacrifices tied to them), if the household did not give straw, retribution was met out by the druid priests. In modern Gaelic-speaking Ireland the holiday is still celebrated, but with singers, called mummers, going door to door in traditional costumes, and it is actually a festive and beautiful affair to observe. And we've celebrated it in Canada as long as the Americans have, so I have no idea where your rage comes from. And the Americans didn't start it, it is an ancient Celtic New Years' festivity, you know...the people the English fucked over for 1000 years.
No, he's implying that everything wrong in the world is the fault of those stupeed genocidal Americans.


Because... y'know, logic.
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Je est confusant
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
I hate Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas. I hate everyone and myself.
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