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| Elso579 | Nov 23 2012, 04:07 AM Post #1 |
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In the honor of the 1 year anniversary of the server, I will be writing a book like thing based off the events of our founding. Chapter 1: Prologue: A great wall of smoke rose up from the city. A man with wearing all black stood looking at the carnage. He scratched at his scruffy face and looked at the crowd of people standing behind him. A younger man ran up to him. He was wearing a blue suit and had black hair. “Sir, the ship is ready!” He said “Very good, thank you King.” He thanked. King ran back to the crowd and stood at attention. “Okay bitches, get on the boat!” He ordered. Everyone scrambled on a large wooden sailing ship. The man in all black walked up the wooden ramp and pushed the ramp overboard as soon as he was safely on board. “I am Captain Bone Canoe LXXXVI, emphasis on the ‘XXX’!” The man shouted, “And I will lead you bitches to prosperity!” The crowd shouted with glee. The ship sailed forward. “Sir! The Persians are blockading the port!” Said a young man in an orange navel uniform. “Run the blockade Elso!” Bone ordered him. “Yes sir!” Elso said with a salute. He ran off to the hull of the ship. Elso kept his course in between two ironclad vessels. They fired fireballs that whizzed over the sails. An small ember set fire to the top of the sail. A small man in a green blazer took a bucket of water and poured it over the flame, extinguishing it. “King do you smell that?” Bone asked “Yes.” King responded A man in a black ninja suit climbed up on deck and drew an iron sword from his belt. “For Persia!” He shouted while charging Bone. He then was knocked back by an arrow that penetrated his skull. A bipedal feline in a purple cape stood on the mast of the ship with a bow in hand. He jumped down from the mast and landed perfectly on his feet. “Cat doesn't like it when he must save your ass.” He said slyly “Well thank you anyway.” Bone said lightly, “Looks like Elso successfully made it through the blockade.” “Good, I knew we could count on him.” King said happily. Edited by Elso579, Nov 25 2012, 03:06 AM.
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| bonecanoe86 | Nov 23 2012, 04:10 AM Post #2 |
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Elso, I love you and your face. |
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| Elso579 | Nov 23 2012, 07:51 PM Post #3 |
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Chapter 2: Arrival at New Celestia “LAND HOOOO!” Elso shouted loud enough to be heard across the entire upper deck of the ship. It was about midnight and there was a sudden chill in the air. Elso was steering the vessel midst many icebergs. “Hos where!” said a short child around ten years of age. “Ethan you're far too young to have a dirty mind, what are you like 10.” Elso said condescendingly “Fuck you Alsow!” He said “Go get the Captain.” Elso ordered. “Yes sir.” Enter said sadly “I heard there was land!” Shouted King from behind. “Yes, where’s Bone!” Elso asked “He’s passed out drunk in his quarters.” King explained. “Figures, well the land isn't exactly fertile but its the first land we've seen in over a month.” Elso explained Snow began to fall as Elso gave the command to weigh anchor. Bone finally emerged from below deck. He was clutching the back of his head with his hand. “What the fuck is this nonsense about land?” He asked sounding like he was in pain. “Look sir!” Elso said excitedly “Oh Notch!” Bone excited “That’s what she said!” Ethan said with a childish laugh “Mr. Entersoft go prepare the landing craft.” Bone commanded the young child. “Yup!” he said as he ran off to do as he was told. “Well bitches were here, a land where we can live peacefully without persecution.” Bone said proudly. “Where everyone is equal.” King added “And no Stinky Ninja Persians!” Elso said jokingly. “I’ll take everyone to shore, Elso you stay on the ship Everyone on the ship made it onto small row boats and made their way to shore. It was still dark when everyone made it to shore. “Ok bitches, first things first we need cut up the ship and turn it into temporary shelters until we can get the town going.” Bone explained “Look out!” Cat shouted as he pushed Bone out of the way. A small explosion occurred from Bone’s position. It left a good sized hole in the ground. “What did Cat say about saving your ass?” “What was that?” Bone scowled “Cat does not know, but it was about 1 meter tall and green, it was shaped like a man’s genitalia.” he explained “Look, people!” Ethan shouted The people that Ethan spoke of had ripped up clothing and green torn up faces. Their were about 4 of them. Ethan went out to greet them but they ran up and charged the young boy. Cat shot a well placed arrow into the man’s heart but it continued to move towards Ethan, who at this point was running away screaming. Cat took a small, round glass container and threw it at the mob. They then dispersed and ran off. “Just as Cat suspected.” Cat continued, “Those were zombies.” “Zombies?” Bone said in disbelief “Yes, Cat used a splash potion of healing to deter them, not a splash potion of harming.” Cat explained, “Only the undead hate the holy nature of a healing potion.” “Look, the sun!” Someone in the crowd shouted The sun began to slowly rise from behind the snowy mountains. “Well bitches, I now proclaim this the site of a new beginning, the city of New Celestia!” Bone proclaimed. The crowd shouted with glee as bone planted a blue and orange flag into the snow. |
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| bonecanoe86 | Nov 24 2012, 03:18 AM Post #4 |
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I'm legitimately enjoying this, Elso, please continue! |
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| Elso579 | Nov 24 2012, 05:04 AM Post #5 |
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Will do Mr. Canoe This one takes on a much more political and less humourous tone but I think it is enjoyable Chapter 3: Communism? The sun arose one morning upon the flourishing village of New Celestia. About a month has past since the colonists found the frozen wasteland. All of the colonists have settled in. Bone Canoe, Cat Shadows, King Hiphopstyle, and Alexander Elso had become the Council of the village. Small wooden and stone homes now housed the town’s 100 or so residents. Many of the stone buildings originated from just below the surface of the city, Elso ran a mining company that supplied the entire city with its stone and Iron, at the time no rival companies existed to compete with him. “Elso Minerals and Ore” as he dubbed the company was the center of the entire New Celestian economy, well until the constitutional convention. The City council had decided it was time to convene a convention to decide upon the laws of the land. Certain articles were unanimously agreed upon by the council such as: Bone Canoe the 86th was the lead Council Member, and shall be to his death; Greifing and street fighting was illegal; Theft was also outlawed. However, one part of the constitution was hotly contested: The Idea of Communism. “What do you mean, you want New Celestia to be a communist state!” Councilman Elso shouted while standing up from his seat at the table. “Well we fled from a dictatorship run by the people with the money, I think that it should be that we need this changed.” Councilman Canoe explained “Cat agrees with this notion.” Councilman Shadows agreed “As do I.” Councilman Hiphopstyle added “My company is the beam that keeps this town together, you realize this, right?” Elso contested “This is true; however, we need to look at our morals.” Bone argued “Yes, you are the richest man in the village, is that fair?” Cat asked “It isn’t you have the biggest house in the city, and you only have your wife and one son.” King degraded “So its bad to be successful?” Elso snarked “It’s not like you will not have control over your mines, all of the materials will just be brought to the government and distributed fairly.” Bone explained “So your saying its fair that people who have never stepped foot in that mine get just as much iron and stone as myself and my workers!” Elso argued “When was the last time you actually mined any iron?” Cat asked “That’s not the point.” Elso defended himself “Oh, but it is, how much do you pay your workers?” King asked “A roof over their heads and food for their families, and their damn happy!” Elso answered the question “You don’t give them any emeralds for their work?” Cat asked “No, I need them to buy the food to feed them.” Elso explained “But what if they wanted more?” Cat asked “What more could they want, they don’t need any more then they have.” Elso bragged “My point exactly.” Cat said, “All in favor of adopting communist please say aye.” “Aye.” Cat, Bone and King said in unison “All opposed same sign.” Cat added “Aye!” Elso shouted, “You people are insane to think that this is an appropriate choice of action!” “You're entitled to whatever opinion you want but this is how things work now.” Bone scolded. “Whatever.” Elso scowled |
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| bonecanoe86 | Nov 24 2012, 05:46 AM Post #6 |
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Yay for communism! |
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| diggerjohn111 | Nov 24 2012, 08:02 AM Post #7 |
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But what kind? Maoism? Stalinism? Orthodox Marxist-Leninism? Or the nihilistic, "Khmer Rouge" style of Communism? We have to know for the t-shirts and complimentary USB data sticks. I am kind of hoping for the Cambodian model, the "Welcome to Day Zero, leave your cities! H.o.S." shirts are cherry.
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| Elso579 | Nov 24 2012, 11:36 AM Post #8 |
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I call it Boneism
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| bonecanoe86 | Nov 24 2012, 02:18 PM Post #9 |
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I would say Stalinism because I want to have a big personality cult around me, lol. |
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| Jakk Dion | Nov 25 2012, 02:40 AM Post #10 |
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This has been enjoyable for me as well, but where is chapter one? Or is the prologue taking its place? lol
Edited by Jakk Dion, Nov 25 2012, 02:40 AM.
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