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Bone and a Bagel
Topic Started: Oct 29 2011, 09:56 PM (974 Views)
Square
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Indeed.
Sexual stuff in this forum needs to happen moar often.
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HAIL THE HORSE MASK
Squaretable22
Dec 28 2013, 04:44 AM
Indeed.
Sexual stuff in this forum needs to happen moar often.
If you really want, I could post pictures of my penis, but I think that goes against Zetaboards' policy.
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I didn't mean that! No! No!
*hides*
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Oct 29 2011, 09:56 PM
Erm... Yea I was bored so if you're easily freaked out... don't read it.<br /><br />One day, As Ian was on his computer, looking at ponies like always, he started to get hungry so he went to the pantry. To his surprise there was 1 last bagel in the bag. He got it out and he looked at it. He looked at it like he does with ponies; with compaction. Not like the compaction you get when you look at somebody you love, but when you just want to get them in your pants. He looked at the bagel for a good 3 minutes when he suddenly said “Oh bagel how nice you look.” He picked the bagel up and went to his room where he set the bagel on his bed and looked at it for a good 5 minutes. Then he suddenly started licking the bagel. His tongue went through the hole in the center and around. While doing this he slowly took his pants off. Then he suddenly ripped his shirt off showing his bony ribs. He did the same with his “Undergarments” reveling his tiny erm… “thing”. He stuck his thing in and out the bagel rapidly. Faster and faster. Harder and harder. Then suddenly- He woke up him and a bagel beside him. On the cover there was a sticky white substance which made a great jelly when he ate the bagel. He then went back on his computer to write that slash fic containing a forum member who posts often and one who is always in call. <br /><br />The End<br /><br />
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Bad Translation of Bone and a Bagel, sentence by sentence:

1 day Ian, from slavery, first impressions. Go to the library. Sega He sees the ball. But if you have pants. within 3 minutes. He said the appearance of the bread. Secretary of State rooms and 5. In addition, two licking at the same time. The hole in the language and environment. At this time. Save t-shirt. There are those who operate similarly. Days of food. Soon. -Position. Once a year, and talked about different pages The old block of white paper and a cock. The program's website. In August, all participants in the Forum are constantly attracted the blade PC.
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Way what??
Edited by Square, Dec 30 2013, 06:55 AM.
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
KEEP BOONE'S BONE AWAY FROM THE DELI!!! IT JUST AIN'T KOSHER!!!


Anyway, someone should show this to Ian's parents... :P
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Square
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Indeed. He resides in their house
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
Squaretable22
Dec 30 2013, 06:05 PM
Indeed. He resides in their house
:blink: The guy's like 30 years old! I'm sure he has his own house by now!


Bone's a big boy, Square, a big boy!
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He did have his own house/flat, but he had financial problems, after he lost his job at wowa so he had to move back in.
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