| Bone and a Bagel | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 29 2011, 09:56 PM (973 Views) | |
| Entersoftinc | Oct 29 2011, 09:56 PM Post #1 |
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Fucking Anime
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Erm... Yea I was bored so if you're easily freaked out... don't read it. One day, As Ian was on his computer, looking at ponies like always, he started to get hungry so he went to the pantry. To his surprise there was 1 last bagel in the bag. He got it out and he looked at it. He looked at it like he does with ponies; with compaction. Not like the compaction you get when you look at somebody you love, but when you just want to get them in your pants. He looked at the bagel for a good 3 minutes when he suddenly said “Oh bagel how nice you look.” He picked the bagel up and went to his room where he set the bagel on his bed and looked at it for a good 5 minutes. Then he suddenly started licking the bagel. His tongue went through the hole in the center and around. While doing this he slowly took his pants off. Then he suddenly ripped his shirt off showing his bony ribs. He did the same with his “Undergarments” reveling his tiny erm… “thing”. He stuck his thing in and out the bagel rapidly. Faster and faster. Harder and harder. Then suddenly- He woke up him and a bagel beside him. On the cover there was a sticky white substance which made a great jelly when he ate the bagel. He then went back on his computer to write that slash fic containing a forum member who posts often and one who is always in call. The End |
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| bonecanoe86 | Oct 29 2011, 10:00 PM Post #2 |
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Administrator and Diehard KingofdaHipHop Fanboy
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Beautiful. There's only one factual inaccuracy, and I think you know what that was. |
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| tehLars | Oct 29 2011, 10:40 PM Post #3 |
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TehLars
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Nice! |
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| Nwahs | Oct 30 2011, 12:46 AM Post #4 |
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Bernanke is my Bae
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BoneXBagel=WIN. |
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| B-29 Bomber | Oct 30 2011, 01:45 PM Post #5 |
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
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You guys are fucked up, man! Bagels are not made for that, people! At least now I know I can make worse jokes than I have been making... Be afraid be very afraid...!
Edited by B-29 Bomber, Oct 30 2011, 02:11 PM.
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| Entersoftinc | Oct 30 2011, 01:48 PM Post #6 |
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Fucking Anime
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B-29, stop hiding your secret =P |
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| B-29 Bomber | Oct 30 2011, 02:11 PM Post #7 |
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She is not amused at Fegelein. FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
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What secret? I don't know what your talking about. |
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| Nwahs | Oct 30 2011, 07:48 PM Post #8 |
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Bernanke is my Bae
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Why do you seem so angry about that Bagel? Hmm... (thinks of BoneXB-29 fanfic) |
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| Sims2Rules | Oct 31 2011, 02:14 AM Post #9 |
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Holy crap... 0_o |
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| KingofdaHipHop | Oct 31 2011, 01:26 PM Post #10 |
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Moderator Extraordinare
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Masterpiece. Hopefully, Bone doesn't finish that slash fic including that one person that posts often and that guy always in the call. |
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