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DPSB 8 Years Later: An archive
Topic Started: Feb 14 2008, 07:26 PM (169 Views)
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The Light side
Dusk: Leader of the DPSB Reminants. SPA: Omnislash
Ashgoku: The only user who returned from teh 8 year purge. SPA: SHOOP DA WHOOP
Zanna: Stealth specialist. SPA: Hypersonic Fang
Reign_of_Random: Recon.
Person: Engineer
Drentics: Insane weapons master.
mirk: Deceased chef.
Acandrew: Spellcaster.
Figuresk8r: Acandrew' wife and mother of 17.
Death: Powerful, deceased warrior.

The Dark side
Home: Leader of the Army of Darkness, and de-facto leader of the Confederacy of Independant Systems.
Twilght: Supposed second-in-command of the Army of Darkness, and the dark guardian of Twilight.
Santana: The dark guardian of Water.
Freezerburn: The dark guardian of Earth.
Firelion: The dark guardian of Fire.
DarkAngel: Army of Darkness General. Codename "Icarax".
Mercury: Commander in the Army of Darkness. Has his own Magitek Armor.
Portzgaz: Admiral of the CIS Fleet and captain of the Black Pearl.
Incinerator: Army of Darkness General. Codename "Vamprah"

The Double Triad of Supercruisers
The Nuparu: DarkAngel's flagship.
The Nuju: Is equipped with the most powerful communications center of the Army of Darkness.
The Onua: The Army's largest troop carrier.
The Takua: Carrys the most powerful shield generator even built.
The Tahu: Is equipped with a planet-destroying superlaser.
The Tuyet: The Guard's personal ship.

Neutral
Alienfetcune: President of the Pokemon Urainium Social Board.
Lonely_Spirit: General of the PUSB's army.
Kaishin: Unknown at this point.
KLD: Is no different than he was 8 years ago. He now lives at the Current Events board. Is currently held captive.
SBAllen: A GameFAQs admin turned Buddhist monk after his powers were taken away. Awaits CJayC's glorious return.
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*DPSB 8 years later...........*
*Very few people can be see. A old bus lies in ruin on the right, and a hotel is shambles on the left. On the opposite side of town, the place were KLD's freezer once stood is gone, replaced by a small hut. A user enters the hut*
???: I miss ma teeth............
???: Hello?
???: Who's there? I can't see too good without my monocle......
???: Dusk? Is that you?
Dusk: Yes, who are you?
???: It's me, Ashgoku.
Dusk: Ash? Really? I haven't seen you since you left 8 years ago.........
Ashgoku: I got a second chance. What's going on? What happened to everyone?
Dusk: HE took them away.......... almost everyone but me.
Ashgoku: Who took them away? How did this happen?
Dusk: Well, when Nebby up and left because he got a Purugly pregnant, HE kidnapped all of the users. Only I and about 4 others escaped.
Ashgoku: No way...............
Dusk: HE took them away to his secret prison board..............
Ashgoku: So.......... how do we find them?
Dusk: Let's go downstairs...........
*Dusk opens a cellar door to KLD's freezer. Another user stands in front of the back door of the freezer*
Dusk: Person!!!
Person: Hello, Dusk....... and Ash!!! Haven't seen you in a long time!!!!!!
Ashgoku: So Person escaped too? That's good.
Person: You need to go to the weapons room? Fine. I'm going to go hump some pancakes..... it IS tuesday.
*Person goes off into a corner and takes off his pants........ then humps pancakes*
Dusk: Some things never change..... let's go.
*Dusk and Ash go down, deeper into the freezer*
*Dusk and Ashgoku come to a small room*
Dusk: Where is she?
*Ashgoku spots a wolf curled up on the floor in front of the weapon's room safe*
Dusk: Zanna, get up!!!
Zanna: Grrrrrrrrrrrr........
Duk: Calm down............
Zanna: Sorry, I get cranky when people wake me up early............
Dusk: Ashgoku has returned. We're going to plan another attack.
Zanna: Why bother? The last 12 haven't worked either........
Dusk: This one WILL work.
Zanna: Whatever.
*Dusk and Ashgoku open the safe door to the weapon's room*
Zanna: Can I come?
Dusk: No, you'll just get in th......... nevermind. Yes, you can come.
*Dusk, Ashgoku, and Zanna head into the weapon's room*
*Zanna unlocks the door to the room*
Dusk: Ok, we shall plan our attack here. Ash, choose a weapon.
*Ashgoku goes to choose a weapon*
*Ashgoku chooses teh laser*
Ash: I'MA CHARGIN MY LAZAR!!!!!!!!
*Ashgoku fires his laser*
*Dusk chooses the Energized Flame Sword*
Ok, let's get to work planning the attack..............
*the meeting goes on until the early hours of the morning*
Dusk: So it's all settled. We attack tomorrow.
Ashgoku: Who is the guy who took over DPSB, and took everyone away?
Zanna: Well................ we're not sure. His face was shrouded in shadows every time we saw him. We have 2 suspicsions.............
Dusk: The first possible person was Nebby. He did disappear the same day, it's possible that he was behind it all. And the second is Home........... we never saw him the day we were attacked.
Zanna: All that's left of us is me, Dusk, Person, and ReignofRandom. Well, there's alos mirk, but he spends his time crying in a corner, and he's no use to us because he's weak.
Dusk: RoR is currently out on .Zanna will stay here to keep watch on our base.
*Person enters the room*
Person: That leaves just Ash, Dusk, and me. So let's get ready to go.
*everyone heads outside to the deserted DPSB, where they get on the bus that looks like a old school bus........... but it turns out to be Home's old bus*
Person: Let's get this thing up and running. We need it to get to the enemy's base!! I'll replace the plasma containment chamber. It's too old to contain the plasma that powers the bus.
*Person gets to work on fixing the bus's nuclear fusion chamber*
Dusk: Next, let's make sure the weapons work. Home has some turbolasers hidden on this bus somewhere........
*Ashgoku searchs the bus for the hidden turbolasers*
Dusk: And I'll look for the keys to teh bus. I think I hid them in the hotel............
*Dusk enters the old Vanguard Pub, which was converted into a hotel*
*Dusk spots a body in teh corner with a knife in it's heart*
Dusk: So he killed himself. Good riddance to that weakling.
*Dusk heads upstairs to a wine closet*
*Dusk finds that the wine closet's door is locked*
Dusk: Let's try out that sword.
*Dusk cuts through the door with his sword*
Dusk: Ah!!! There it is.
*Dusk picks up the key and a few bottles of wine, and goes back to the bus*
*Person and Dusk finish their tasks*
Person: Ok, let's find those turbolasers.
Dusk: How about we just push that button that says Turbolasers?
Person: Ok.......
*Person pushes the button*
*the hidden turbolasers reveal themselves*
*Ashgoku hurries down the stairs*
Ash: I FOUND THEM!!! I FOUN-
*Ashgoku trips on his shoelace*
*Dusk, Person, and Ashgoku burst into laughter......... the first laughing DPSB has heard in over 8 years.*
*Dusk starts up the bus, while Person goes upstairs to see if the bathroom still works. In the bathroom, he runs into Drentics.*
Drentics: Lolololololol, wuggums needs to be breastfed.........
*Person splashes Drentics with some water*
Drentics: WHAT?
Person: Drentics......... why are you up here?
Drentics: Lol, no clue. I'm hungry.
Person: Let's go downstairs then, and get something to eat.
*Dusk drives the bus out of DPSB and onto teh Pokemon Urainium Trading Board*
Drentics: Look at all of the newbs trading lv. 9 Mew for Bidoof and Rattata!!!!!!!
Person: Yeah. What noobs. Ooo, a rare Grahoppen!!!!
*Person trades a Gible for the Grahoppen*
Person: Nice!!!!! It's holding a Master Ball!!!
Grahoppen: Gra!!!! (My Master Ball!!! Mine!!!)
Person: Man, all of these new Pokemon are cool!!!!!
*The bus goes onto teh Urainium Battling board*
Ashgoku: Wow, look at all of those IV trained Pokemon!!! My old team wouldn't stand a chance.
Dusk: Next spot, PUSB!!!!!!!!!!!
*The bus enters PUSB*
Dusk: Hm....... hey!!! There's YOUR BASE!!!
*Kaishin appears*
Kaishin: Lol, YOUR BASE.
*Kaishin disappears*
Ashgoku: That was weird.
*Dusk spots the bus. Everyone gets off and enters teh PUSB Capital Hill*
Drentics: Lol, a board government?
Dusk: Let's try and find the leader.
*The group wanders into the President's office, where they see the President of PUSB: alienfetcune*
Alien: Welcome, friends!! To PUSB!!!!
Dusk: Alien is the president? I'm amazed he's not been banned. Anyways, alien, do you know about the attack on DPSB 8 years ago?
Alien: Hm........ 8 years ago, Nebby left because he got a Purugly pregnant. The day afterword, an army of Battle Droids, Vahki, Magi-tek Armor, Prototypes attacked DPSB. It was lead by Huntress, Jmd, and Firelion. Why they betrayed us is unknown. But they took over the board in minutes. The army was a clear sign that they were being directed by Home.... everyone except Person, Drentics, Zanna, Reign of Random, Dusk, mirk, and myself made it out. Everyone else either defected to the enemy or were captured as slaves.
*Zanna bursts into the room*
Zanna: DUSK!!! DPSB got overrun by the enemy!!!!!!
Dusk: No way......... what about RoR?
Zanna: He's on his way here.
Dusk: THis is horrible.....
Alien: You need to leave before you put PUSB in danger.
Dusk: But...
Alien: SECURITY!!! Show these people out of the board.
*the group returns to the bus and heads for the Random Insanity board*
*At the Random Insanity board........*
Dusk: It seems that Home didn't capture everyone that day.......... I can see TwilightDreamer and Santana!!! Let's get them onboard.
*Dusk stops the bus, and Twilight and Santana get on*
Santana: It's about time we found someone.......... hehehehehehe.......
Twilight: Yeah................
Person: *whispers to Dusk* I don't trust them........
Twilight: So, where are you guys going, anyway?
Dusk: We're searching for one of Home's outpost boards.
Santana: I know where one of them is........ hehehehehe.............. the King's Bounty board.
Dusk: Let's go, then.
*Dusk heads for the King's Bounty board*
*the bus arrives at Kings Bounty, but nothing is there*
Dusk: Santana, what is the meaning of this?
Santana: Hehehehhehee....... welcome to your doom.
*Huntress, Jmd, and Firelion all surround the bus*
Huntress: Air!!
Jmd: Earth!!
Firelion: Fire!!
Santana: Water!!!
Twilight: Twilight!!!
*a large Twilight barrier surround teh bus*
Huntress, JMD, Firelion, Santana, and Twilight (as one): We are the Elemental Guard!!!!
*a being appears out of the shadows. The being has the armor of a Makuta, a long lightsaber in one hand, and a black staff in the other. On his face is a twisted, blackened Mask of Shadows*
Person: Is that one of Home's elite guard? The Makuta?
Twilight: Home, we have the bus surrounded.
Home: Ah, Person....... so nieve. I have evolved past the need of a body. Now, I'm just armor and energy, just like the Makuta have. Good work, Twilight.
Twilight: THank you, sir.
Drenitcs: Firelion... why did you betray us?
Firelion: Well, when Home approached me with the offer of training me, I just had to accept.
Drentics: So you were consumed by power.
Dusk: Huntress........ why?
Huntress: I'm sorry, Dusky, but.... I had to. Home threatened to kill buring_wolf if I didn't.
Dusk: I see.....
Zanna: Jmd..... I always knew you'd do this sort of thing.
Jmd: Hehehheehe......
Person: Santana, what happened to you?
Santana: I sold my soul to Home...... I had to.
Ashgoku: And you, Twilight?
Twilight: Because I wanted to.
Home: So touching...... it makes me sick. Element Guard!!! Prepare for battle!!!
*everyone in the room draws their weapons and prepares for battle*
*Dusk makes the first move, swinging at Twilight with his Flame Sword, only to be blocked by Twilight's own Shadow Blade*
Person: Let's go!
*Person fires his miniature rum cannon at Huntress, who uses the wind to reflect it out the window*
Drentics: Jmd is mine.
*Drentics shoots Jmd, whose illiusion disappears........ to reveal Freezerburn!!!*
Freezerburn: Damn!!
*Freezer lifts his Shadow Staff and fires a beam of crystalline Protodermis at Drentics*
Drentics: Ugh..... I'm trapped!!
*Zanna runs at Santana and claws his arm up*
Santana: Gah!!!!!
*Ashgoku is charging his lazar!!!!!!!*
*Firelion runs at Ashgoku, his hands filled with fire*
*Reign of Random appears from under a seat and trys to attack Home, who grabs him and throws him out the back of the bus*
Home: Nice try.
*Home rushes toward Reign*
*Inside the bus, it's a 4 vs. 4 match. Dusk swings at Twilight, who then parries. Huntress tackles Person, who fires his rum cannon at Drentic's prison, freeing him. Drentics then shoots Freezerburn in the leg. Santana then punches Ashgoku, who fires his lazar at Twilight*
*Meanwhile, outside the bus....*
*Home slashes at Reign, who avoids and tries to stab Home. But his armor just bends the blade of the knife*
Home: Reign......... abandon this pathetic band of rebels, and join my army!!! The CIS has returned, and our Army of Darkness could use a good spy like you........
Reign: Never!!! I shall not ditch my team!!!
Home: Then....... prepare for death!!!
*Home transforms his black staff into a black lightsaber*
Reign: Just try it. You're not so tough.
Home: Oh? There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now, Reign. And 942 of them hurt.
Reign: I'm pretty sure it's 941...........
Home: No, I found out how to make the 942nd on hurt. But I digress.
*Home swings the black lightsaber at Reign's feet, while stabbing at his arm with the long red one*
*Santana punchs Ash in the face, knocking Ash to the ground. Huntress calls in a powerful wind to blow Dusk off the bus. Freezerburn causes a shell of solid Protodermis and earth to incase Drentics. Firelion uses his flame powers to cage Person..... and Twilight knocks Zanna out with one blow of his sword. Reign is unable to avoid Home's lightsabers, and falls to the ground defeated*
Home: Hehehehehe............... what?!?!?!
*a dark shape holding a sythe appears*
Death: Home!!!!
Home: Death............ just the person I wanted to see.............
*Home holds up his staff. It starts to suck the immortallity out of Death*
Death: No.........
*Drentics busts out of the earthen shell and revives/frees the others*
Home: I've had enough of this.
*Santana, Huntress, Firelion, and Freezerburn exit the bus and stand in front of Home*
Twilight: It ends here, Death.
*Death and Twilight start fighting*
*a few miles away*
*Night.......... nothing moves through the boards. Suddenly, user are running for their lives. A army approachs. Battle Droids, Magitek Armor, Vahki, and Shin-ra forces move towards the King's Bounty board. Their mission: Finish off the enemys of the Army of Darkness..... forever!!!!!*
*Meawhile, back at teh bus....*
Home: Now, are you prepared t-
*Home recepts a telepathic message from the army commander*
??????: Lord Icarax reporting. We are almost at the starting position. Sir, I recommend you get out of there NOW.
Home: Good. We are on our way out. Twilight!!!
*Twilight looks away from Death, but catchs his mistake and blocks Death's strike*
Twilight: Yes my lord?
Home: We leave. Now.
*Home, Huntress, Firelion, Freezerburn, Santana, and Twilight teleport away*
Drentics: What now?
*a thousand metallic footsteps can be heard. The Army of Darkness has arrived. And it's lead by none other than DarkAngel13*
Dusk: Home's infulence has even extended to mods.......... there is absolutely no hope now.....
*our heros get back on the bus and take off, heading striaght for DPSB......... unfortunitly, that is exactly where the Army of Darkness is headed as well.*
*on the way to DPSB, Dusk spots a young pregnant woman and 16 kids around her. He stops the bus to let them on*
Dusk: Figuresk8r? Is that you?
Figure: Yes, it is........ you have to help Acandrew!!! He's trapped at DPSB!!!
Person: Wow, thats a lot of kids. You running a orpahnige?
Figure: They are all mine and Acandrews, if that's what your insinuating.....
Drentics: Couldn't stop having sex, could you?
Figure: Nope.
Zanna: Wow.........
*Figuresk8r's kids jump on Zanna and try to pull her tail*
Zanna: HELP MEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Figure: Aca!!! Drew!!! Acandrew Jr!!! Alex!!! Mikey!!! Stop pulling Zanna's tail!!!
*As Figuresk8r trys to control her kids, the Army of Darkness gets even closer to DPSB*
*at Home's base*
Home: The attack on DPSB commences.
Twilight: Sir, Icarax reports. He has reached the Diamond general board.
Santana: Sir!!! The Moderator Reminants are attacking from the right flank!!!
Freezerburn: The fleet has engaged the reminants. Victory is assured.
Huntress: Tea anyone?
Firelion: Sir, untrustful is reporting. He has infiltrated LUE and is wiping out the reminates of the High User Resistance. Our domination of GameFAQs iis complete.
Home: Excellent.
*meanwhile, on the bus*
Figure: I............ need............. to.......... rest........
*Figuresk8r plops down on the couch*
Figure: I love Acandrew, but we need to stop having so many children. Ugh........ I wish this new one would hurry up.
Dusk: I wish Huntress hadn't betrayed us....... I miss her........
Person: Who wants some SURPRISE BUTTSECKS? Anyone? No? Fine, I'll go hump some pancakes.
*Person grabs a plate of pancakes and goes upstairs to the bedroom*
Zanna: HELP!!!!! They are still pulling my tail!!!
*Zanna runs around in circles with the kids chasing her*
Drentics: I'm bored.........
Reign of Random: Same........
*Ashgoku is asleep on the floor*
Ashgoku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
*Dusk continues driving toward DPSB*
*The bus reachs DPSB just before DarkAngel and the Army of Darkness attack*
Dusk: Battle stations!!!!
*everyone mans a station: Dusk and Person stay on the bus to maximize output of fire, Zanna and Reign_of_Random head to teh deserted Nude Beach to prepare for any naval strikes, Ashgoku escorts Figuresk8r to safety, and Drentics sets up explosives in the Vanguard Hotel*
DarkAngel: Attack!!!!!!!!!
*the Vahki and Battle Droids of the Army of Darkness mount a frontal assault on the Hotel, while the Magitek Armor division lands on the Nude Beach shore. Meanwhile, the Shin-ra forces protect DarkAngel and the artillery for the final assualt*


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Person starts firing the turbolasers and rum cannnons at the enemy artillery, while Dusk flys the bus.

Person: DIE, YOU EVIL *****es WHO THREATEN MY PANCAKES!!!!!

Meanwhile, Zanna and Reign of Random reach the beach. Enemy units swarm them, and Reign takes over one of the Magitek Armor, and starts to blast teh other Magitek Armor units.

Reign: Prepare to die, *******s!!

And Zanna rushes to the beachfront and sneaks onto one of the battleships.

Zanna: It's gotta be here somewhere..............

And as the battle wages on, one thing comes more and more appearent: Home is determined to destroy DPSB.


NOTICE: End paragraph format.


*The battle goes on, and the Army of Darkness is winning. They have overrun the Vanguard Hotel and deactivated the explosives, and have taken over many other areas. The Moderator Reminants were defeated in the Trading Board, and the admin leading them executed. LUE had been completely wiped out of any remanining opposition. Now, Dusk, Person, Drentics, Figuresk8r, and Acandrew, who had been hiding in KLD's freezer, are preparing for the final assault...........*
Dusk: It's over..........
Drentics: We have failed.
Figure: Acandrew........ I wish it didn't have to end like this......
Acandrew: Sshhhhhh.... at least we'll all die as a family.
Person: If we're going to go, I'm going to go down a happy man.
*Person gives Acandrew SURPRISE BUTTSECKS*
*Figuresk8r starts beating up Person*
Person: I'M SORRY!!!!!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF PANCAKES AND RUM, I'M SORRY!!!!!
*Meanwhile, Zanna rushes toward the bridge of the Naval Destroyer she had boarded... when she runs into a familar face*
Zanna: Death!!!
Death: Zanna!! We need to hurry!!! Home has ordered teh final strike!!! But we can stop it if we destroy the communications gear on this ship before the order goes out!!
Zanna: Let's go!!!
*Zanna and Death head to the bridge, while Reign_of_Random fights off the Battle Droids trying to reinforce the Magitek Armor. Then, suddenly, a figure clad in advanced Magitek Armor appears*
???: Ah......... the end of DPSB. It fills me with joy.
Reign: Mercury.....
Mercury: Hmph.
*Mercury charges up the Magitek Armor's "Final Strike"*
Mercury: Hehehe........... FIRE!!!!
*The Magitek Armor unleashes Final Strike. A large Magitek Laser combined with blaster fire hits Reign's Magitek Armor, destroying it completely and throwing Reign all the way off the beach*
Mercury: Mission success.
*Meanwhile, on teh bus, Dusk, Person, Figuresk8r, Acandrew, and their 16 children are heading toward teh beach when Reign flys throw the window and crashes into Person*
Person & Reign: OW!!!!!!!!!
Dusk: Hey, where did Drentics go?
*He spots Drentics running toward the enemy command post*
Drentics: Stupid writer...... making me seem like a defeatest...... I'll show him!!! Darkangel!! You are going down!!!
*back at the Army of Darkness command post*
DarkAngel: That's what you think.
*On the Naval Battleship.....*
Zanna: We have to keep moving!! Everyone is counting on us!!!
Death: ...
*At the PUSB Capital Building....*
Alien: We must do something............
*And on the bridge of the Black Pearl.......*
Portgaz: Hehehehe..........the final piece falls into place. Lord Icarax..... we are almost ready. Prepare to launch Mobile Type 8!!!!!


NOTICE: I return to the paragraph format in this section. I continue to write in this format at this point in time.


On the deck of the Black Pearl, Mobile Type 8 prepares to attack. Its probes detach from it's shoulders and fly to the beach.

Portgaz: Ah, my greatest engine of destruction. Go, and wipe out the enemy!!!

And so the main body of Mobile Type 8 floats out over the water. It prepares to attack the bus.... Meanwhile, on the naval destroyer, Zanna and Death reach the bridge.

Death: This ship........... I think I've seen it before.... uh-oh......

Zanna: What?

Death: I remember seeing a report about 6 Trade Federation Cruisers. THe were named the Nuparu, the Onua, the Nuju, the Tahu, the Takua, and the Tuyet..... All six are powerful ships, consisting of turbolasers, rum cannons, and a powerful shield generator. But the worst part was that they carried about a million battle droids and Vahki each.............

Zanna: And this is one of those ships?

Death: Yes. This.......... is the Nuju.

Zanna: Look out!!!

Zanna pushes Death to the floor, then falls to it herself. Ten destroyer droids unfold and start shooting them.

Death: Man.......... this is NOT good.

As Death spoke, ten Vahki also apppear, shift to bi-pedal mode, and shoot Freeze disks at them.

And on the bus......

Drentics: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!

Dusk swerves the bus to avoid two lasers shot from Mobile Type 8's probes.

Person: ****, they sent Mobile Type 8 to finish us!!! Prepare for battle!!!!!!

Everyone grabs their weapons. And as Mobile Type 8's body approaches the bus, Mercury returns to the command post.

Mercury: It's time, Lord Icarax. Portgaz is has unleashed Mobile Type 8. We should prepare to deploy the artillery and win the day.

DarkAngel: I agree. Deploy the artillery!!!

And with that, the Shadow Heavy Tanks and Spider Droids were prepared for the attack on DPSB. Meanwhile, the order to strike reachs the Nuju.....

Zanna: No!!! We have to hurry!!!

Death: Damnit!!!

Death throws his scythe at the communications panel, destroying it...... but gets hit in the back by one of the Freezer disks. He is frozen in a block of ice... then the block gets hit by the droid's lasers, shattering the ice. Death is freed.

Death: Gah........

And with that, Zanna and Death charge at the destroyer droids. The Battle of DPSB continues.
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At Home's Base, the Elemental Guard meets to discuss the war.

Twilight: Home has ordered us to attack PUSB.

Huntress: So, we are going to attack a neutral board?

Freezerburn: They were seen harboring teh DPSB Resistance. They are not neutral.

Firelion: Then let's go. Hey...... has anyone seen Santana?

Huntress: Oh, him. I caught him peeping into my room earlier. So I asked Home to punish him. He'll meet up with us later.

Twilight: So we don't have the guardian of Water? Great........

Home exits the base and walks toward a lone building in the distance.

Freezerburn: Hm........ I wonder where he goes.......

Huntress: You don't want to know.

And so the Guard, missing one member, moves out to attack PUSB. They board the Tuyet, the only super cruiser that Home had not ordered to attack DPSB.

Meanwhile, on the Nuju, Zanna leaps at one of the destroyer droids and tears it apart with her teeth, while Death throws his scythe at a Vahki, cutting off one of it's arms. That same Vahki Bordakh fires it's Staff of Loyality at Zanna, turning her mind to the dark side. She attacks Death.

Death: ZANNA!!! Snap out of it!!!

Zanna: ...

So while Death and Zanna struggle, the Vahki and destroyer droids retreat.

Meanwhile still, on the bus........ Dusk, Person, Drentics, and Acandrew prepare to fight Mobile Type 8.

Mobile Type 8: Surrender......... or die.

Dusk: You wish!!!

Drentics: Let's go!!

Drentics fires his mini-rocket launcher at Mobile Type 8's Right Probe. The Probe counters with a laser blast. It hits him in the arm.

Dusk attacks the Main Body with his Flame Sword. Mobile Type 8 does nothing to counter.

Mobile Type 8: 3.

Person attacks the Left Probe with his mini-rum cannon. The Probe counters with a laser blast, knocking Person into a table.

Figure: 3? That makes no sense.......

Acandrew casts Firaga on the Main Body. Mobile Type 8 does nothing to counter.

Mobile Type 8: 2.

Ashgoku: Hm............

And Mercury and DarkAngel continue to prepare for the final assault. The climax of the battle comes soon............

Meanwhile, in Home's secret chamber.........

Home walks by several statis tubes. Inside them are various villians........ Orochimaru, Makuta, Sephiroth, Darth Sidious, Megatron.........

Home: It is almost time........... hehehehehehe.......

Home walks up to the control panel which overllooks the status of the tubes, and hits Release. One by one, the ones that had just been in statis awake. Home walks by them as they awaken.

Home: Orochimaru, the legendary Sannin. Makuta, Master of Shadows. Darth Sidious, Lord of the Sith. George W. Bush, evil 43rd President of the United States of America. Sephiroth, the One Winged Angel. Fideal Castro, dicator of Cuba. Megatron, leader of the Decepticons.

Orochimaru: Where am I?

Darth Sidious: I think we've been released from statis.

Bush: I declare this coffee mug a threat to national security!!!!

Sephiroth: Quiet!!! We're not alone.

Makuta turns toward Home and unleashes a blast of Chain Lightning at him.

Makuta: You look like me........ but you are not me!!!

Home: Ah, the evil Makuta........

Home counters with his own Chain Lightning. The two chains connect and explode. Orochimaru takes the chance to grab Home's arm with his tongue.

Home: Let go.

Orochimaru: Not until you explain what'sssssssss going on.

Home: Please don't talk like that. Everything will be explained shortly.

Megatron: It better be.

Meanwhile........... on the way to PUSB.

Huntress: We've almost reached the boundry between PUSB and our territory.

Firelion: About time.

Firelion, Huntress, and Twilight sneak into PUSB while Freezerburn waits at the border. And as the final stirke is about to be launched onto DPSB, Zanna and Death continue to fight on the Nuju.

Zanna: ...

Death: I hate to do this, but...... Death Stri- gah!!!!!!!!

*A blow to the head sends Death to the floor, dead*

Zanna: ...

The Staff of Loyality's effect wears off, and Zanna returns to normal. She looks at Death's body.

Zanna: Wha..... what happened? Did I............

Zanna picks up Death's scythe in her mouth and makes her way to the deck of the Nuju.

And on the bus.......

Mobile Type 8: 1.

Mobile Type 8's probes fire twin lasers at the whole party.

Dusk attacks the Left Probe. It counters with a laser beam, sending Dusk flying into a chair.

Acandrew casts Blizzaga on the Main Body. Mobile Type 8 does nothing to counter.

Reign: Someone really should be flying the bus.....

And so Reign_of_Random gets into the driver's seat and flys toward the nearest neutral board...... which was the Current Events board.

Drentics attacks the Right Probe. It counters with Blizzaga, freezing Drentics in ice.

Person blasts the Main Body with his rum cannon. The Main Body starts to glow.

Mobile Type 8: Corona!!!!!!!!!!

Mobile Type 8 uses Corona. It blasts the bus with a rainbow laser, weakning the group and destroying the bus's engines.

Reign: We're going down!!!!!!

Mobile Type 8: Meggido Flame!!!!!

Mobile Type 8 follows up with Meggido Flame. It hits the bus and makes it crash into teh Current Events board.............

A few hours later......

Ashgoku wakes up. He checks to makes sure everyone else is alive too.

Ash: Good...... we are all alive.........

Figuresk8r screams again, like she has been doing for the past ten minutes.

Figure: WHY NOW???????

Drentics: She has to give birth NOW?

One of Figures's Kids: Mommy is in pain!!! And she looks like a whale!!!

Figure: YOU ARE GROUNDED!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

That kid: Aw man...................

Five minutes later.......

Drentics: Whew. It's over. It's a girl.

Figuresk8r does not hear him, because she has passed out. The older kids start playing ninja, while the younger ones play with firetrucks and spaceships.

Acandrew: I can't wait to do it again!!!

Person: Since she is knocked out.........

Person gives Acandrew SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!

Acandrew: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

Ashgoku, Drentics, and Reign: Lol!!!!!!!!!

Reign: Hey, has anyone seen Dusk?

A few miles away, Dusk is running back toward DPSB. He runs into Mobile Type 8, who gives chase.

Mobile Type 8: Attack!!!!!!!

Dusk: We can't let Zanna get cornered..... I have to save her!!!

And so Dusk continues running toward DPSB, with Mobile Type 8 in pursuit.
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Zanna barges onto the deck of the Nuju. She is immediately attacked by droids and Vahki.

Zanna: Aw ****.

Zanna starts running toward the edge of the ship when she notices something....... the sea is getting lower.

Zanna: Uh-oh...... the ship is taking off!

About a mile away, Dusk watchs the Nuju take off.

Dusk: No!!! I need to get on that ship!!! I left my teeth on it!!!

Mobile Type 8: You've gone far enough. Prepare to die!

Dusk: I've had enough of you.

Dusk jumps on top of Mobile Type 8's Left Probe and smashes it with his sword. He then does the same to the Right Probe.

Mobile Type 8: How can you hope to defeat me, when all of you together could not?

Dusk: Because........ I CAN!!

Dusk jumps and stabs his sword into Mobile Type 8's weak spot. It starts flashing.

Mobile Type 8: BZZT! Program 59 deactivate. Firewall disabled. Program 1034 activate. Switching to final attack mode. ULTIMA!

Mobile Type 8 casts Ultima on Dusk. Just before he gets hit, he jumps on one of the deactivate probes and runs. Ultima causes the probe to be thrown all the way onto the Nuju. And with a final, giant explosion, Mobile Type 8 is defeated.

Meanwhile, at Home's secret base.

Home: You have been brought her to be a part of my empire. Each of you will recieve a area to control. Makuta gets the BIONICLE Universe, Darth Sidious, his home galaxy, Megatron will rule Cybertron....... and everyone else will get someplace too.

Orochimaru: So...... we have been brought together just to serve you? I don't think so.

Home: Oh really? Do you wish to be annihilated instead?

Megatron: I say we just get this over with. I have other things to do.

Darth Sidious: Why not. I get another chance to bring back the Empire!!!

Orochimaru: Fine.

George W. Bush: I shall wipe out terrorism and unite all nations under democracy!!!!

Sephiroth: Whatever............

Home: Good.......... hehehehehe...........

Dusk lands on the deck of the Nuju face-first. The probe smashes to pieces. Immediatly, Dusk jumps up and runs toward Zanna.

Dusk: Zanna!!! We have to get off of this thing!!

Zanna: But if we jump, we'll be killed!!!

Mercury: That's right!!!

Mercury, still in his Magitek Armor, lands on the deck.

Mercury: Ready to die?

Portgaz: SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!!!

The Black Pearl sails right up along side the ship. Portz jumps from the crow's nest onto the Nuju. Portz signals for the droids to back off.

Portz: This will be fun.

Dusk: Aye, old friend, yes it will.

Zanna pounces on Mercury, and trys to disable the Magitek Armor, and Portz and Dusk start to duel.

Meanwhile, at the crash site.........

Figuresk8r and Acandrew are in the only room on the third floor of the bus that still exists. Noises can be heard through the door. Person, Drentics, and Reign start working on fixing the engines, while Ashgoku heads into the Current Events board to find some parts and help.

Drentics: Well, the engines will work again, but it will take some time to repair the nuclear generator. And we have to restorre the wholre third floor, and the back part of the second floor.......

Person: Then let's get to work. Right after I go drink some rum.

Person grabs a barrel of rum and drinks it in 2 minutes.

Person: Ah. Let's get to wo-

Person gets knocked out because he drank too much rum.

Drentics: Well, I guess it's just you and me, Reign.

Reign sighs. Then the two get to work.

The Nuju rises higher and higher. Soon, it exits DPSB and enters cyberspace.

Zanna: What the....... we've left GameFAQs?

Mercury: Yes........... this ship, and it's 5 brethren, can leave GameFAQs and go to the main base of our empire....... all others must go to our other bases on boards of GameFAQs.

Dusk blocks one of Portz's attacks, and runs toward Zanna.

Dusk: What the....... we've left GameFAQs?

Zanna: I already said that!!!

Mercury: I'll take that.

Mercury pilots the Magitek Armor over to Death's scythe and picks it up. It suddenly transforms into a large sword.

Mercury: Ah, the magnificent power of my Magitek Armor.......it has re-awoken and transformed the scythe. Now I am its master.

Mercury charges at Dusk, and with one blow of the sword, knocks him out.

Mercury: I christen this blade, the Sword of the Elementals.

Portz sneaks up behind Dusk and knocks him out.

Portz: Hehehe....... set a course for "Home Base."

And so, the Nuju sets out for the base of the empire...... Meanwhile, in the PUSB capital, Alien is watching the footage of DPSB's fall.

Alien: So Dusk and Zanna have been captured.......... I must tell the others.

Alien pushes the button that activates the intercom.

Alien: General, prepare my speeder.

Alien walks toward the elevator in the back of his office. Just as Huntress, Firelion, and Twilight burst through the door, the elevator door closes. The last thing they see before it shuts completely is Alien's grim face. He grabs his cell phone and calls the General again.

Alien: General, we've been infiltrated.

General ???: We know, sir. We've surrounded the building.

Alien: Good.

And in the office......

Twilight: Damnit, we missed him.

Firelion looks out the window.

Firelion: And we're surrounded, too........ thousands of troops have surrounded the building!!

Huntress: Then we'll have to fight our way out.

The Guard draws their weapons and exits the building with sadistic grins on their faces.... then slaughter the troops.

Meanwhile, Freezerburn sits on the Tuyet and plays paddleball.

Freezerburn: I'm so bored........

And at the crash site of the bus........

Drentics: Done!!! Start up the AC.

Reign turns on the air conditioner, then leaves to get some supplys.

Drentics: We can't eat till he gets back...... so.......

Drentics walks outside and finds some of the older children standing on ladders, peeking through the window into the room Figure and Acandrew are in.

Older son: Dad is playing with mom's boobs!!!!

Drentics: Hm......... their oldest daughter is gone.......

Drentics sees that the Time Chamber is in use. He hurrys over to see the girl step out. Her shirt is ripped across her giant breasts, and her skirt looks like it could burst at any time. Drentics can't help but drool.

Drentics: Wowwwwww...... she must have gone from 8 to 16 in seconds..... darn, I'm 24..... but.....

Drentics jumps in the time chamber and sets it to 2/3's his current age. He comes out ten seconds later.

Drentics: Yay!!! I'm 16 again!!!

Reign comes back 30 minutes later to see the now teenage Drentics and girl kissing on a rock.

Reign: This can't be good. Hey, girl.......... what's your name?

Girl: Uh...... it started with a Er....... but I can't remember.....

Drentics: Uh........ Eric? No..... Eritus? That makes no sense..... Eryx? Come on.......

Girl: Er....... Er......

One of the older boys walks over and tugs at the girls arm.

Older son: Erin!!! Come on!!! Mommy is just about to o-

Drentics: Erin? That's a nice name.

Erin: Oh..... now I remember.

Older son: Oh great, now are you two going to start playing with each other like mom and dad are?

Drentics and Erin both blush.

Reign: This day just keep getting weirder and weirder.

And in town, Ashgoku is carrying all the parts he got back to the bus. He runs into a bunch of thugs. He silently grabs his lazer and prepares to fire, when it glows a bright rainbow color.

Ashgoku: It's time to.......... SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!

The lazar fires a large rainbow lazer at the thugs...... and they all turn into a greenish air. The air then disappears.

Ashgoku: Ok.......

Ashgoku hurrys back to the bus with all the stuff... but still wondering WTF happened back there.
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In cyberspace, the Nuju comes to a stop. 4 ships just like it loom ahead, as if waiting.

The Nuparu, DarkAngel's flagship. The Tahu, equipped with the of the Army of Darkness. The Onua, the largest troop carrier of the Army. And the Takua, which carrys the most powerful shield generator even built. Missing from the group is the Tuyet, which is on a secret assignment (Or at least, not known to the rest of the army).

The Nuju goes into formation. Droids rush around on it, trying to restore the communications center of the army, which is housed on the ship. And in the brig, two heros sit, waiting for their execution.........

Dusk: How long has it been?

Zanna: How should I know? I don't wear a watch. I don't even wear clothes.

Dusk: Man.......... the need to **** something rose with that comment.

Zanna: Don't look at me, I'm not human.

Dusk: We're getting out of here.

Dusk's sword glows with a golden aurora.

Dusk: Omnislash!!!!!!!

Dusk does some really cool move that I don't want to explain. When he's done, the cell door is obilterated.

Dusk: Wow.........

Zanna: Let's get out of here!!!

Dusk and Zanna rush out of the cell. Meanwhile, at the bus, Ashgoku tells Person what happened, while Acandrew is talking to Drentics about sex.

Acandrew: Blah blah blah......... condoms........ blah blah blah..... boobs......... blah blah blah... erections..........

Drentics: I'VE ALREADY HAD THIS TALK WITH MY DAD!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!

Person: So........ SHOOP DA WHOOP....... I wonder if I have any cool powers.........

Reign of Random runs toward the bus with lots of food and stuff.

Reign: Guys!!!! You won't believe who I just saw!!!

Person: Who?

Reign: KLD!!!!!! He was headed toward that mountain!!!

Person: Then you and me will go find him. Ash, make sure Drentics doesn't rape that girl.....

Ashgoku: It's not rape if she enjoys it.

Person: Riiiiiiiight................

So Person and Reign hurry towards the mountain, hoping to get KLD's help. And while Alien hurrys toward the Current Events board........... the darkness gathers, waiting for Dusk and Zanna to fall into it's clutchs.

Freezerburn arrives at the PUSB capital building with the Tuyet. The rest of the Guard boards it and heads for the Current Events board.

Freezerburn: Let's get that Alien.

Huntress: The PUSB army is following us......

The ship avoids a shot from one of the PUSB tanks, then accelerates to catch up with Alien's speeder. Meanwhile, on the Nuju......

Portz: Estimated time of arrival at Home Base: 3 hours.

Battle Droid Commander: Sir, the prisoners have escaped their cell, and are making their way here.

Mercury: Time to finish this.

Portz: Agreed. Have the Vahki cut off all side corridors, and lead them straight here.

Battle Droid Commander: Roger roger.

Portz and Mercury prepare for battle as the commander spreads the order among the ranks.

And at Home Base, Sephiroth tracks down Orochimaru.

Sephiroth: Orochimaru..... what do you say to a proposal?

Orochimaru: Depends......... what kind of deal?

Sephiroth: We take down Home...... then take over.

Orochimaru: Ok, then.... but how?

Sephiroth: Well...........

The two plot, while unknowingly being watch by Home......... he orders Makuta to keep watch over them, then heads back to his throne.

And on Mt. Looney........

Two Magnaguards haul KLD to a cell and throw him in.

KLD: Beware!! I can use my erection as a sword!!

Magnaguard: ...

KLD: Damnit!! My insanity doesn't work on machines!!

And so KLD sits and waits for someone to save him.

Person and Reign reach the foot of the mountain. Unfortunitly, waiting there was X-ATM092 and incinerator345.

Incinerator: Welcome to the Mountain of Death..... and your final resting place.

X-ATM092: BZZT!!!!!!

Person: Uh-oh....... RUN!!!!!!

Reign had already sneaked past the two, though.... he works his way up the mountain, avoiding the GIMA units stationed on it. He eventually finds his way into the cave of a Buddhist monk.

Monk: Hello there, my son. Have you come seeking enlightenment?

Reign: No, I've come seeking KLD. Have you seen him?

Monk: Ah, kinglooneyduck. A odd one, that guy. He has to potental to be a great monk, if only he was a little more.......... sane.

Reign: Do you know where he........ hey.... I know you!! You're........ but........ WHY HAVE YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

Monk: I am SBAllen. I have been hiding here for 8 years, ever since that home352 took over GameFAQs. He hit me with a n00b ray, and I lost all my administrative powers. Now, I am a humble Buddhist monk, waiting for everything to return to normal. Only the powers of Cjeeus can set things straight. Go, and awaken the Great One.

Reign: Yes sir!!!

And so Reign leaves SBAllen's cave. And as the now simple monk returns to his meditation, waiting for CjayC's return.

Meanwhile, on the Tuyet......

Huntress: On my mark....... FIRE!!!

Firelion: Direct hit!! We've cut off the army!!!

Freezerburn: Keep us on course, Twilight.

Twilight: I know, I know!!

In the speeder the Guard is chasing........

Alien: General Lonely, what's going on back there?

Lonely: They are gaining... and they cut us off from the army.

Alien floors the speeder in a desprite attempt to get to CE before the Guard does.

Dusk and Zanna keep running through the Nuju, looking for the bridge. They make a turn into a side corridor.

Dusk: Zanna, you've been on this thing before!! Where is the bridge?

Zanna: I don't remember!!

Dusk: Damnit, Vahki ahead!!!

3 Vahki raise their staffs at Dusk and Zanna and fire. Dusk grabs Zanna's tail and pulls her back into the main hallway.

Zanna: OWWIE!!!!!! LET GO OF MY TAIL!!!

Dusk: Sorry.

They continue wandering through the ship. And on the bridge, Mercury and Portz wait for the two patiently.

Mercury: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! SOMEBODY GET OVER HERE SO I CAN EXECUTE YOU!!!

Portz: Calm down, Mercury........ it shouldn't be long now.......

Mercury: Fine..............

And so they continue to wait.

Dusk and Zanna run through a repair shop. Dusk stops and notices that one of the items being repaired is Mobile Type 8.

Dusk: Damnit.......

He then goes to catch up with Zanna, who had run into another Shinra unit: Carry Armor.

Zanna: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr................

Zanna's fur starts to glow golden.

Zanna: HYPERSONIC FANG!!!

Then she rips through the Carry Armor with a loud bang, and Carry Armor implodes.

Dusk: Come on!!

And they continue their fight to the bridge. Meanwhile, on the bridge, Portz wonders who gave the order for Carry Armor to attack.

Portgaz: I did not give that order.... so who did?

And on the mountain, Reign is walking up the mountain when he hears footsteps coming from the opposite direction. He turns around to run, but he can't get far before he hears Person yelling for him to come back.

Reign: Oops. Sorry.....

Person: So what did I miss?

And so Reign relates the tale of SBAllen, while the Guard continues to follow Alien to CE....

Lonely: We can't keep this up........ quick!!! Turn to the left!!!

Alien hides the speeder in a big hole under a large slab. The Tuyet passes over it. The Guard starts arguing over who let them escape.

Alien: Thank god, it's over.

And in the Nuju's communications center, the one who sent Carry Armor to attack Dusk and Zanna sets up another trap.

??????: Hehehehe..... Dusk, baby, you shall die....... you deny my love, so you must die.

Sephiroth: So, it's decided. We will gather the generals of the army and take Home down.

Makuta walks into the room.

Makuta: Plotting to take down Home?

Orochimaru: Nooooooooo... why would you say that?

Makuta: Because I can see your thoughts.

Sephiroth: You want in?

Makuta: Yes. And I think your plan is flawed... the generals are loyal to Home by choice. They will not easily betray them. I think a better choice is to enlist the help of the Guard.

Orochimaru: Makuta isssss known as a great stratigist.... I say we leave him in charge of the plot details.

Sephiroth: Ok. I'll see if Megatron wants to help.

Megatron drops down from above.

Megatron: I do. Makuta, allow me to help.... if we turn these two over to Home, we'll be in for promotions.

Makuta: Yes.....

Sephiroth: Good. Now, Megatron, contact the guard. I have to see to the WEAPONS.

And so the four spilt up to do their tasks. Megatron contacts the Guard and tells them about Sephiroth's betrayal.

Freezerburn: Santana is still at the base. He's healing from the injurys he obtained from his punishement. He'll help you once he's healed.

Megatron: Good. End transmission.

Meanwhile, in the throne room, DarkAngel gives his report of the invasion via hologram.

DarkAngel: We had some interference, but we won.

Home: Excellent. Now, I have another assignment for you. Capture the Current Events board.

DarkAngel: Ok, my lord.

Home cuts the connection.

DarkAngel: Helsman!!! Inform Mercury that we we heading back to GameFAQs.

Dusk and Zanna rush onto the bridge.

Portz: Hehehehe......... welcome.

Mercury: Heh-

Mercury's Magitek Armor suddenly malfunctions.

Mercury: Portz!!! My weapons are offline. You're on your own.

Mercury hurrys off to fix the malfunction.

Portz: Damnit......... YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Portz charges at Dusk, sword at the ready.

Dusk: Do not underestima-

Zanna pounces on Portz before Dusk can finish his sentance.

Zanna: THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A BREADOPHILE, JERK!!!

She bites him on the arm.

Portz: OWWWWWWWWWIE!!!!!!!!!!

Dusk: Ugh......

Dusk jumps into the air.

Meanwhile, on the mountain, Reign and Person keep walking up the mountain.

Reign: I wonder where they ae keeping KLD.

????: TASTE ERECTION, *****!!!!

Person: That sounds like him.

Person hurrys toward where the yell came from, and Reign follows. They both see KLD in a cell, waving his erect **** around in the air. Several Magnaguards stand around the cell.

Reign: Hm........ maybe we should continue up the mountain, and see what we find.

Person: Right.

And so the duo sneaks past the Magnaguards and continue up the mountain.
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