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| editor | Feb 19 2011, 05:07 AM Post #1 |
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Foodtarded? Welcome to my world where the youth of today finally invented slang for my previous eating condition. It is called foodtarded. It is when you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food. How it is used is, "Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'" Yet, only way I could describe it was to say I got my food drunk on. I would become intoxicated with the emotional release an excessive amount of food brought on. I would eat until slumber would overtake me. There is much more responsibility in calling it a food drunk. We compound two sins together and accept responsibility for it as we try to forsake this type of bondage. And now it is called foodtarded as if we can not stop it from happening because of our genetic disposition. No matter what you want to call it, if you recognize a consistent pattern in your eating habits, you must label it, own up to it, and overcome it. They say that turkey is one of those foods that make you sleepy. At least you rationalize when your entire household of guests at Thanksgiving go into the family or living room and dose off in front of the television after the huge feast you prepared. Or is that really the first symptom of the affliction of foodtardic seeking to master us at one turn in our life? May you have food drunk-free and non-foodtardic days ahead of you. |
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