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Nevaehan Bar & Grille; Grand Opening - 2 Jan 2010
Topic Started: 2 Jan 2010, 20:24 (3,192 Views)
Hysterian
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Hysterian polishes the last two tables and takes a final glance around the bar to make sure everything is in proper order.

Menus? Check
Fancy pub napkins? Check
Fancy pub coasters? Check
Fully stocked bar? Check
Jukebox plugged in? Check
Plasma TV's? Check
Nuts at all the tables? Check
Bus boys and kitchen staff? Check
Toilet paper in the restroom? Check <--- yes, only one restroom
Customers? Customers? EEEEKS!


Oh crap! It's 9:20. I was supposed to open the pub 20 minutes ago!!! Hysterian rushes to the door where a line had already begun to form. It was time to open. She takes a shot of tequila, flips the closed sign to open, turns on the outside lights and opens the door. It was show time.
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Octavion
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I'm jacking a TV for the hockey game! ;)
Edited by Octavion, 2 Jan 2010, 20:44.
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Hysterian
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*catches Octavion before he runs out the door*

Aww hell no you don't! I want to see the hockey game too.

*plugs the tv back in and turns the channel to the game*

There :P
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Octavion
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I didn't mean I was stealing it. I was just taking the remote... :(
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zax_was_here

Hey, as long as one is available for Football

I'll be here again tomorrow if you show the Dolphins game!
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Hysterian
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*hands the remote to Octavion* There you go. I suppose I jumped to conclusions. Free drink on me. What would you like?

Zax, anything for you dear. I saw in the other pub you wanted their cheapest drink. I have one that is free. *hands Zax a glass of water with lots of ice in it* I can also comp you a soda if you'd like.
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Octavion
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What to choose? Hmmm... I think I'll take a Guinness thanks. :)
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Hysterian
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*fills the glass up with just the perfect amount of foam*
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Seele Jager
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What no clover Hyst?

I shall take glass of Pernod with water.
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Hysterian
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Coming right up Seele!

*slides it down the bar right in front of Seele*
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Schroedinger
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ugh... trying to run moderated debates and mediation... so stressful

hook me up with something to deal with this headache..

thanks
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Hysterian
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*Fixes you an extra tall manhattan* -- bourbon, vermouth, and two cherries just for you :)
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Schroedinger
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*takes and begins drinking*

thanks, I needed that..
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Hysterian
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No problem. Next one is on me
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zax_was_here

*stares at the water*

Ugh, the Dolphins lost the game...water definitely isn't going to help with that
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Hysterian
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Slides a beer down to Zax. Oh boy, I'm going to burn in hell for this...serving drinks to a minor.

*decides to change the law in Nevaeh*

I hearby declare today, the drinking age to be lowered to 14. Yes, that is correct, 14. This way anyone and everyone who comes to my bar will be able to have a drink.
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Seele Jager
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I'll go find that shifty pope so you can go to that confession booth in Mexico City. You'll be as pure as the drinking water there ;)
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Hysterian
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Hey, who said I wanted to be pure? haha.
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WestRiverrat
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Hey anyone wanna try some of this wine or beer I made?

I have Dandelion wine, Mulberry wine, Chokecherry wine and Rose wine(that one is a mite tart)

I also have Cowboy lager, Oatmeal stout(still need a name for it) and River Run porter.
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Hysterian
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I'll try the mulberry wine. You want to be a supplier?
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WestRiverrat
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Sure. If you don't die from this batch. ;)
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Hysterian
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Oh crap. You mean I'm the guinea pi...

*falls over*

just kidding. The mulberry wine is great. :D
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Seele Jager
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Big stressful time consuming project coming up over the next few weeks at work.

High strength drink needed :ermm:
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Hysterian
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rum and red bull?
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Seele Jager
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This will do but I would also like some Coco if you have that too.

(Got snowed in at work, was on the bike, had to walk home...)
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WestRiverrat
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* hands Seele a steaming mug of Cocoa, Adds a shot of Rumple Mintz. *

That should cure you.
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WestRiverrat
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So is Vom53 the one that hacked Jean Loring and declared war on 4H for the freemasons?
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That's what I heard.... not going to believe it unless I hear a specific statement....

side note: bad bad day, the girlfriend's mad, not sure why....

Need something really strong, help me out?
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Seele Jager
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Hacked would be a strong word to use here. I was there in the IRC room when that incident happened and all the person did who was or was not Vom was.

1. Enter the IRC room by going to the community tab
2. Select nickname Jean Loring
3. Enter IRC and make bold statements
4. Leave IRC

Was just a stolen identity really. It seemed to smooth and well put and the sentance was structured not like any of Vom's other posts but if the Freemasons have their proof then good for them.
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WestRiverrat
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How about a dead nazi Shro?

* grabs two bottles from the freezer and a shot glass, fills it half full of Jaegermiester, tops it with Rumple mintz *

Slides it down to Shro.
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Hysterian
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*listens to the conversations about Vom*

Well, there is a good deal of evidence against him. Considering the evidence, I had to decline his application. Should, at a later time, it be discovered that this was not correct, we'd reconsider.

WRR, you got these drinks for now?

*grabs a towel and walks over to a table where some people had just left*
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WestRiverrat
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Yes Ma'am, You were busy at the recruitment center. There were some thirsty diplomats, so I just pitched in and did what was needed.
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Schroedinger
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sure, I'll try a dead Nazi... or a couple hundred
*chuckles at his own bad history joke*

so, anybody else feel like chatting it up in here?
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WestRiverrat
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Sure thing just let me get tonights menu up first.

Braized rack of lamb.
T-bone steak grilled to order
Poached trout served with a creamed dill sauce.

All orders come with choice of Rice pilaf, or potato
Vegetable of the day - juliene green beans
and a trip to the salad bar.

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zax_was_here

I'll take a steak and some potatoes

steak cooked medium well if it's alright with you
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Octavion
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I'll have some sex on the beach. ;)
seewhatididthere?

Oh, and sorry about the TV... Just add that to my tab. I didn't expect the remote to go through the screen like that. I was just pissed. I mean, USA wins the World Juniors 6-5 in overtime? Heresy! HERESY I TELL YOU!!!
Edited by Octavion, 5 Jan 2010, 22:28.
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Zax, I will cook the steak medium well, but anything over medium there are no guarantees. You eat what you get.

Oct - SOB coming up. I'll put it in a go cup. Hyst may not like what you did to the TV so you may have to leave in a hurry. ;)
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Hysterian
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Ewwww! Zax. That is ruining our wonderful steaks. I highly prefer medium rare for best texture and flavor

Hysterian runs over to Octavion "You called?"

Oh...oops.

*backs away....slowly*
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5 Jan 2010, 23:18
Ewwww! Zax. That is ruining our wonderful steaks. I highly prefer medium rare for best texture and flavor

hysterian runs over to Octavion "You called?"

Oh...oops.

*backs away....slowly*
I don't think she noticed the damage to the TV...

*sneaks out back door*
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Shahman

Someone hook me up witha Blue Moon with Orange peel.
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Seele Jager
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I'll take an Irish Coffee please

brrr -4 here, ice and snow all over the roads, still snowing now.

I'm cold...
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*Walks in with a 70 inch HDTV*

I've rewired the remote to only allow the TV to play hockey and my favourite shows. I also wrapped the remote in barbed wire specially molded so that only my hand can fit on it without being ripped to shreds.

*Mounts TV where broken TV was*

My TV!

*Turns on hockey game*
Edited by Octavion, 6 Jan 2010, 19:00.
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6 Jan 2010, 19:00
*Walks in with a 70 inch HDTV*

I've rewired the remote to only allow the TV to play hockey and my favourite shows. I also wrapped the remote in barbed wire specially molded so that only my hand can fit on it without being ripped to shreds.

*Mounts TV where broken TV was*

My TV!

*Turns on hockey game*
pushes Octavion down, watching as he falls on the barbed-wire remote

shitty day today, 4 hours and counting arguing with best buy about my laptop. mother effers

Hysterian, I need something strong...real strong
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6 Jan 2010, 19:15
Octavion
6 Jan 2010, 19:00
*Walks in with a 70 inch HDTV*

I've rewired the remote to only allow the TV to play hockey and my favourite shows. I also wrapped the remote in barbed wire specially molded so that only my hand can fit on it without being ripped to shreds.

*Mounts TV where broken TV was*

My TV!

*Turns on hockey game*
pushes Octavion down, watching as he falls on the barbed-wire remote

shitty day today, 4 hours and counting arguing with best buy about my laptop. mother effers

Hysterian, I need something strong...real strong
*pulls a gun on zax and pulls the trigger, then puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger again*

Mmmmm... Beeeeer...

*laughs at a beer-soaked zax and goes back to watching hockey game*
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*watches all of this from bar*

*shakes head in disbelief*

*offers to deal with the jokers*
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Hysterian
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lol.

Shahman, you are in luck. We have Blue Moon on tap! (actually one of my faves)

Seele, here's your irish coffee. I put a little extra something in it. Tell me if you can tell. Should make you really REALLY happy.

Zax, here you go. Long Island iced tea. Nothing but liquors. That should suffice I would think...

Octavion, don't make me go crazy on your ass.....
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6 Jan 2010, 20:28
Octavion, don't make me go crazy on your ass.....
Oh right... I forgot, no outside beverages in the bar. ;) lol
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Melutar

Melutar cracks open the door, entering slowly and gazing around. "Nice place" he mutters under his breath, looking for a table. He finally settles on the table in the corner and sat down, hanging his coat on the back of the seat. He leans back in his chair, scanning the room silently.
Edited by Melutar, 6 Jan 2010, 20:44.
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FelixArcanasi
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I doubt you guys would have my absolute favorite beer, so got any Leinie's Honey Weiss?
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*pops up behind Melu*

Here, have the last pint of Felix's absolute favourite beer.
Edited by Octavion, 6 Jan 2010, 20:51.
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