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No boobs in DnD?
Topic Started: Dec 13 2016, 06:39 PM (276 Views)
Andrul
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According to this article at least, boobs in the monster manual will be a thing of the past.
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lgm
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Besides catering the widest possible audience, the game has long ago moved away from sword and sorcery and that particular aesthetic. But to say women don't like sexy or bare chested females is just as dumb as saying guys don't want muscled abs on the male pics. Elmira likes the supposed "male gaze" art work. She introduced me to Boris Vallejo even.

D&D has moved toward politically correct since they changed devil/demon to baatezu/tanarri with the moral majority. Now again with the moral minority.

That said, the best lie is the one mixed with truth. So chainmail bikinis just don't make any sense. Boob armor just looks stupid. Dragon born having boobs as a non-mammal is so weird.. you just need to mix the fantasy with common sense and perhaps not worry about all the rest. But I'm not in marketing either.
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So, I finally read the article, and the point of it seemed to be that D&D was going to produce more equal-opportunity eye-candy...I'm not sure how Andrul's only take away is no boobs? :D
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lgm
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He likes what he likes. You can find him in his bunk with the Monster Manual.
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Benevolance
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And a sleeve of d20s. ;)
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lgm
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I just laughed in disgust if that is even possible.
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Andrul
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Dec 17 2016, 05:51 PM
And a sleeve of d20s. ;)
I don't get it.
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The sleeves are long, cylinder tubes.
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Andrul
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Bue... so narrow!
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