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Scarlet Blade; an MMORPG tragedy
Topic Started: Mar 20 2013, 07:45 AM (500 Views)
Andrul
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Ancient Wyrm
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It's free by Aeria games, advertised as "The Hottest MMORPG of the Year". So I gave it a try.

Synopsis: set in a post alien invasion Earth, you're in control of a genetically altered clone to take back the planet. Interestingly, all clones are top heavy females except for one class which is still female but looks disturbingly under-aged considering the main focus of the game seems to be appealing to males socially incapable to get real dates.

The UI is adequate, but clunky feeling and the combat is slightly more exciting than changing the brakes on my car. The healer doesn't even get any healing ability until like, level 7 or 8. The monsters are fairly unimaginative and while supposedly ferocious don't even auto-attack. The designers seem to have put most of their efforts into simulating the effects of movement and gravity on human breasts. Which sort of makes sense when considering the ability to auto-run to mission goals, as you can spin the camera view around to watch them bounce as your clone runs. Gives you something to do, I guess.

Summary: Don't bother with this game. Although Gorefist may enjoy it in another 6 or 7 years.
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lgm
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Demogorgon
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As much as I love looking at females, I'm actually tired of every woman being drawn and animated only to sexually entice. It's been done to death since the 70s at the latest.
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