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Big company (il)logic
Topic Started: Feb 10 2012, 11:35 AM (146 Views)
Andrul
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IBM-Think: ( n ); Method of thinking that defies logic.
Example: If a store needs new keys for register it has to go to their corporate helpdesk because it's a security issue, but giving out gold keys is perfectly ok.

Explanation: Gold keys are basically skeleton keys, able to open any IBM register at any store. So yeah, it's like putting bars on the windows and leaving the front door open.
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lgm
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Can I get one of these gold keys?
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Andrul
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Not directly from me but with a bit of thinking I'm sure you could come up with a plan.
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Benevolance
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I've going to use electrolysis and plate my key with gold!
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Andrul
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I knew you could figure it out.
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lgm
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Don't forget to craft it from a real skeleton before plating it with gold.
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Andrul
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Finger bones make the best skeleton keys. Human finger bones.
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