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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 10 2012, 11:35 AM (146 Views) | |
| Andrul | Feb 10 2012, 11:35 AM Post #1 |
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IBM-Think: ( n ); Method of thinking that defies logic. Example: If a store needs new keys for register it has to go to their corporate helpdesk because it's a security issue, but giving out gold keys is perfectly ok. Explanation: Gold keys are basically skeleton keys, able to open any IBM register at any store. So yeah, it's like putting bars on the windows and leaving the front door open. |
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| lgm | Feb 10 2012, 09:32 PM Post #2 |
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Can I get one of these gold keys? |
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| Andrul | Feb 11 2012, 12:01 AM Post #3 |
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Not directly from me but with a bit of thinking I'm sure you could come up with a plan. |
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| Benevolance | Feb 11 2012, 06:01 PM Post #4 |
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I've going to use electrolysis and plate my key with gold! |
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| Andrul | Feb 11 2012, 06:52 PM Post #5 |
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I knew you could figure it out. |
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| lgm | Feb 11 2012, 09:42 PM Post #6 |
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Don't forget to craft it from a real skeleton before plating it with gold. |
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| Andrul | Feb 12 2012, 11:36 AM Post #7 |
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Finger bones make the best skeleton keys. Human finger bones. |
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