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Too freaking early
Topic Started: Dec 24 2011, 05:19 AM (191 Views)
Andrul
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It's way too early and hear I sit like a zombie at work. Speaking of zombies, why is it that in all the movies they sit there and mourn over their friend who just died of a zombie bite until their ex-friend sits up and starts chowing down on them? If LGM ever succumbs to a zombie bite and I'm around, his head's coming right off, no hesitation.




I'm just sayin'.
Edited by Andrul, Dec 24 2011, 05:50 AM.
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lgm
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I am fine with this. I will feast upon your innards given a chance after zombification. Just don't take any medicine 8 hours prior to my being infected.
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Andrul
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See, you're assuming I'm gonna be one of those idiots weeping over their dead friend's body. Not me. I'll be making sure you won't be coming back and will mourn your death later, within a zombie free safe zone. Hey, is that a scratch on your arm? Better not be no scratches or I'm gonna blow your head off right now!
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lgm
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Oh but I'll hide any injury and lie about it. I'm one of THOSE types of friends in zombie movies.
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Auduma
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Posted Image

There's a reason I own this shirt :D
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Kishi
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So that people realize they need to betray you first? Message received.
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Andrul
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Sadly, you don't even have to trip me. I'm naturally the slowest moving guy in pretty much any group.

All those in favor of nominating Auduma as official fall-guy in case of zombie attack say "Aye!"

Aye!
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Yeah, Auduma was one of the most effective zombies ever when he played Patient Zero at GT. And he's done three trial runs of surviving a zombie outbreak. I think I'd rather he was on our team.
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Andrul
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one of the most effective zombies ever

Yeah, my point exactly.
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Benevolance
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Clearly, one of us might be a bit confused about how one survives a zombie apocalypse. It might be me. It might not be.
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It comes down to a couple factors. If Wes is human, we put him in charge. The moment he looks unwell *BOOOM* shotgun to the face.
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Exactly. Hope he doesn't have allergies 'cause I'm not taking chances!
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I hope they come out with a bulletproof facemask before then
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While I would not shoot you in the face, I have proven I am not above stickying you with a plasma grenade and sending you forth to battle our opponents hand-to-hand. Pick your poison, I guess?
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Andrul
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Do zombie limbs stop working once detached? If so we can always cut 'em off.
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It depends on which movie the zombie apocalypse chooses to mimic.
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Lance, as long as you give me enough warning to scream a praise to Allah, then I'll do it.
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We should do some test runs first.
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It's not a sticky plasma but I seem to recall a couple of grenades in that old foot locker I have downstairs and some super glue will make it stick good enough.
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