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Message from America to Norway
Topic Started: Dec 14 2011, 06:20 PM (98 Views)
Andrul
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All your butters are mine.

I just heard on the radio on the drive home that Norway has a shortage of butter. Apparently they over-exported the cream used to make butter to the United States.
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lgm
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May need to switch your news radio for thinking we have too much influence! Everyone is reporting their populace is now big into low-carb, high fat foods so butter related products have seen a big increase in sales. They had a very wet summer which yielded horrible animal feed and in turn their milk/butter production has heavily shrunk. What they can make is low and poor quality. They also have nasty tarriffs on butter products and almost 90% of what is on the shelves is made domestically. Now not many people can bake for Christmas and Swedish border stores are selling in by the tonnage each week.

This has been my favorite story all year.
Edited by lgm, Dec 14 2011, 06:41 PM.
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Andrul
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That was included in the news. I just edited for humor :D
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Kishi
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How very Fox News of you.
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Andrul
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Nah, they're not at all funny.
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Kishi
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Look, either you let me believe that they're supposed to be satire, or you let me go drink myself to death out of hatred for humanity. Your choice.
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Benevolance
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America loves eating the cream of Norwegians?
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Andrul
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We store it in barrels and export it to Canadian restaurants.
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lgm
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What's in my barrels is all American. Ppttooo!
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