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| Odes to the caffeinated beverage | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 28 2011, 04:40 PM (394 Views) | |
| Andrul | Jan 28 2011, 04:40 PM Post #1 |
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Got bored today, started looking for different homages to that ultimate of brewed beverages. The first one I've known of for about 2 decades, the last two are new to me. Anyone who can find others please post ehre :) It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. For it is by the Beans of Java that the thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shakes, The shakes become a warning. It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. A pocks upon thee I will not brew Decaf. Decaf is the mind-killer. Decaf brings the little sleep that leads to total oblivion. I will embrace my caffeine. I will brew my beverages and let them flow through me, and when they are gone, I will remain...alert. Pour me a cup o' cup o' cup Caffeine Zombie! An 8 o'clock kick start, three I dump down Then a stiff, black, 10 o'clocker makes my heart pound Three cups o' instant oughta get me through noon Yeah, I gotta lay back so I don't peak too soon I'm a cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' cup Caffeine Zombie! I got percolator eyes and a drip grind mind Freeze dried nerves and a flavor crystals spine No Sanka, thank ya Its cappuccino time! I'm a no doze daddy with my java mug at nine I'm a cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' Caffeine Zombie! Nose dive! I'm a cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' cup o' Caffeine Zombie! Mama everything's turning black I'm a cup o' cup o' cup Can't wait to get up in the morning and have some nice... COFFEE! |
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| Auduma | Jan 28 2011, 04:46 PM Post #2 |
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If you're a caffeine zombie then I'm gonna throw marshmallows at you |
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| lgm | Jan 28 2011, 05:09 PM Post #3 |
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Hmm. I have a plan... |
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| Andrul | Jan 28 2011, 06:41 PM Post #4 |
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I'll bring the heavily caffeinated hot cocoa! Anyone want some Givalia this weekend? Edited by Andrul, Jan 28 2011, 06:48 PM.
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| Andrul | Jul 16 2011, 10:22 AM Post #5 |
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If someone asked me to describe the greatest drink I see. The answer would be without a doubt the beverage called 'cough-ee'. There are no words to describe the richness of this brew, And if you tried it, I know for sure that you would love it too. From roasted beans it originates, turning water to deepest brown. As it percolates inside the pot, then drips delicately down. Irish Cream and sugar sweet swirl slowly in my cup. I stir carefully, I can hardly wait to slurp my cough-ee up! The time has come! I lift my mug to my lips impatiently... The caffeine juice that fuels my soul and fills my face with GLEEEE! ... ... ... ... The deed's been done The cough-ee drank The yell's heard down the hall It will be another hour at least before I'm scraped down off the wall. ============== Damnit LGM, some things are sacred and shouldn't be filtered! Edited by Andrul, Jul 16 2011, 10:24 AM.
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| lgm | Jul 18 2011, 03:37 PM Post #6 |
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Ha! I had forgotten all about that one. Nice! I figured it was only fair after the pop/soda war. For those interested, this is how his post would have looked before his edit.. it's hilarious:
Edited by lgm, Jul 18 2011, 03:40 PM.
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| Andrul | Jul 18 2011, 05:31 PM Post #7 |
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Yeah... I just don't do man-juice. |
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| Andrul | Oct 13 2011, 12:30 PM Post #8 |
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I used to have a man-juice mug like this one. It cracked. I mourned for weeks. Posted Image Edited by Andrul, Oct 13 2011, 01:00 PM.
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| Benevolance | Oct 13 2011, 01:38 PM Post #9 |
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You don't like to drink it from the tap? |
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| lgm | Oct 13 2011, 03:09 PM Post #10 |
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I still love this thread. |
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| Andrul | Oct 13 2011, 05:58 PM Post #11 |
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The Waffle House and Olive Garden waitresses know the size of the tip is directly proportional to the number of refills during my meal. |
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| Benevolance | Oct 13 2011, 06:05 PM Post #12 |
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It must be hard to serve you. |
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| lgm | Oct 13 2011, 06:26 PM Post #13 |
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Hilarious. Please continue :D |
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| Andrul | Oct 14 2011, 06:39 AM Post #14 |
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Not hard at all. Serve my food courteously and cooked correctly, and keep my man-juice cup full of good man-juice and I'm perfectly content. When I ate out more up in Kansas City some waitresses would start a new pot of man-juice when they saw me walk in. Deanna was especially good about doing that and was tipped generously. I even shocked the cook at IHOP once by tipping him because the steak and eggs were done exactly as I ordered them, which rarely happens. |
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| Benevolance | Oct 14 2011, 12:45 PM Post #15 |
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Naw, we're just saying you don't do soft serve for dessert after finishing the meat and potatoes. |
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| Andrul | Oct 14 2011, 01:31 PM Post #16 |
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uhmmm... huh? |
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| Benevolance | Oct 14 2011, 01:34 PM Post #17 |
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Exactly! |
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| lgm | Oct 14 2011, 02:30 PM Post #18 |
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I can't tell if Andrul is doing it on purpose or not. Steak and eggs comment had me laughing. If not on purpose, Andrul, read what you wrote up-thread. Edited by lgm, Oct 14 2011, 02:31 PM.
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| Benevolance | Oct 14 2011, 02:58 PM Post #19 |
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That one had me cracking up, too! |
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| Andrul | Oct 14 2011, 10:57 PM Post #20 |
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It's more fun to let you wonder. |
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| Benevolance | Oct 28 2011, 01:19 PM Post #21 |
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Maybe it's time for andrul to update his man-juice mug. |
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| Andrul | Oct 28 2011, 04:15 PM Post #22 |
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Bad link?
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| Benevolance | Oct 28 2011, 05:34 PM Post #23 |
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Try again? Edit: Nope, no luck. Scroll down to the news section of the Dr McNinja web comic. Edited by Benevolance, Oct 28 2011, 05:35 PM.
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| Andrul | Oct 28 2011, 09:06 PM Post #24 |
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Is this the one? Posted Image 'Cause this is fricking AWESOME! |
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| Benevolance | Oct 29 2011, 02:28 PM Post #25 |
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See? Totally awesome! Even I am tempted to buy the mug and I don't drink man-juice. |
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