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Hey, Lance!; This thread is really about your wife
Topic Started: Oct 26 2009, 11:09 PM (158 Views)
Kishi
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I remember a while back you mentioned you were trying to convince Jenn to start a blog about things she's made from Altoids tins- did anything ever come off that cajoling? I ask because an apparent part of my return to college is a return to my addiction to Altoids, and something has to be done with those things.
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Benevolance
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Sadly, no. Last year she usurped a position administrating Vancouver Nanowrimo, and she's been spending her time prepping for the event this year.
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Kishi
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What, you mean I'm going to have to figure out something to do with them by myself? How inconsiderate!
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Andrul
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Build a 3D village for your gaming sessions.
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Benevolance
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I'll see if she can at least post the links to the catapult and trebuchet mods she has...
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Altoid catapults and trebuchets? We must see this.
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Are the containers the materials for the catapult or the shot?
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Benevolance
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My understanding (I'm merely a third party observer, keep in mind - my wife is the mad scientist) is that the entire catapult or trebuchet folds up into the altoid tin and that the tin forms the base of the contraption. What you launch is entirely your own devising, but I suspect that sucked on candies would be suitable armaments for an intra-office conflict.
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You gotta let them sit in a saucer for at least an hour to get the proper tacky surface.
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lgm
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I only have a mad wife. I didn't get the scientist part :(
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Andrul
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With her temper and wildness do you really WANT her to also be a scientist?
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Oh yeah.. just think of all the evil devices she would make.
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The Nighthawk
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After all this, you'd better start protecting your man-bits lgm. If she's as bad as you're smack-talking that is. ;)
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Nighthawk has never heard her evil cackles as she backstabs you in Halo.
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Benevolance
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No, he's smart enough not to get backstabbed. Canadians are multicultural, which means we know to never let a Persian from Toronto get behind you with a knife.
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You clearly underestimate her conniving Canuck-knifing ways.
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My man-bits are still required for more offspring, I have been told. I will try to delay this indefinitely again. My current record is 5 years. After she's done mating, she will surely suck my brains out with her tentacled maw. I need to improve my highscore.
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She's an Illithid in disguise?
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I'm trying to think of a board-friendly response I can make to this thread, but I'm not doing very well. :D
Edited by Benevolance, Oct 31 2009, 01:51 PM.
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