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Gordon's Cage [CLOSED]; Getting in is easy enough, it's getting Out that's the Trick...
Topic Started: Jan 29 2010, 12:59 AM (1,596 Views)
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Prank got onto her knees and then staggered to her feet. She shrugged her ruined jacket off and began to peel the patches off her face, placing them on her arms instead. The muted clicking of the broken bones in her wrist were really starting to freak her out.

"Hey," she countered, "you're the one who broke me out. You coulda left me in that cell to rot, and stolen my earring on top of that, but instead you let me out. Maybe you should get to know a person before you go around breaking them out of prison! ...Not that I ain't grateful or nothing."

When Roulette discovered the door was locked, Prank sighed and began to pick patches up off the floor, stuffing them in her pockets as best she could.

"Hey, you keep that naughty language down, missy. Jeezus, and you call me a child. Swearin' like you're a toddler what heard mommy and daddy using those words...hmph. The fuzz'll come and get us in a coupla minutes--no way they didn't hear those shots go off. Oh, uh, sorry about that, by the way."

She waved vaguely at Roulette's arm. "But you kinda stabbed me. Panicked. Apparently I went all Hulk on you though, so I forgive you. Cheers."

RP1: Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Victor Zsasz, Prank, Jackson Droll

GCH (Young!): Victor Zsasz, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Jackson Droll

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to DO with one if I caught it!"

"My dogs are HUNGRY! Pity there's only one of you!"

"The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

"Let's see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY IS!"

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Payback's a bitch, puddin'.

Roulette smirked.

"Like I can't get myself out. An' never underestimate the stupidity'a Gotham's police force..."

She sighed wearily and sat on the floor. No way in Hell was she listening to this freak for more than five seconds. Her face conveyed all the venom of a king cobra's bite.

"Look. You just go sit over there - way over there - an' leave me the Hell alone. I'm pissed an' not in the mood fer conversation anymore..."

Like she'll really listen...
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OnE bY oNe, ThEy'Ll HeAr My CaLl
ThEn ThIs WiCkEd ToWn WiLl FoLlOw My FaLl...

~ ^_^ Roulette + Spitfire = OTP Forever! ^_^ ~ "Did the Joker give in when Batman threw him into Arkham Asylum for the CrImInAlLy InSaNe? No, he BROKE OUT and proceeded to poison all of Gotham's water supply!" ~ Whenever you feel like YOUR IDEAS are InSaNe, just remember that tHe JoKeR was once an IDEA inside someone's twisted mind... ~ GCHRP: We'Re AlL mAd HeRe! ~
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Prank rolled her eyes and began to rifle through the drawers of a desk for something to cover her shoulder with. After a couple of minutes her efforts brought forth a poorly-stocked first aid kit; at least it had gauze.

While she held the bloodied sleeve of her t-shirt in her teeth, Prank wrapped herself up as best she knew how and began to mutter a bouncy little tune. It wasn't the actual tune that went with the song, of course, but it sounded good a lively like she thought pub songs should.

"There's a garden, what a garden
Only happy faces bloom there
And there's never any room
For a worry or a gloom
There's music, and there's dancing
And a lot of sweet romancing
When they play the polka
They all get in the swing
Everytime you hear that Oom-pah-pah
Everbody feels so tra-la-la-la
They only want to come back for one thing
They crowd around and sing trolly-olly-ay
And you hear that rumble on the floor
It's a big, HA HA HA HA, surprise you're waiting for
Then all at once everybody, everybody, forms a ring
For miles around, you'll hear them sing

Roll out the barrel, We'll have a barrel of strong rum
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing Boom Terrara

Join in a glass of good cheer
Now it's time to roll out the beer
For the gang's all here

Take it away boys!"


[[had this song stuck in my head ever since I got Pants On the Ground out of it. GAH!]]

RP1: Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Victor Zsasz, Prank, Jackson Droll

GCH (Young!): Victor Zsasz, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Jackson Droll

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to DO with one if I caught it!"

"My dogs are HUNGRY! Pity there's only one of you!"

"The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

"Let's see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY IS!"

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Payback's a bitch, puddin'.

Roulette was starting to get irritated. Didn't this child ever shut up?

"Did anyone ever tell ya," she murmured softly, "How damn annoying you are?!"

The last part came out as a yell, much louder than she anticipated. Prank seemed disappointed.

"Geez, I mean what the Hell is yer problem, woman? S'like yer on crack twenty-four-seven! Whaddya even see in yer stupid patches anyway?"

[[Roulette needs to... lighten up. >:) Care to oblige, Prank...? Of course, if she's not in a pranking mood, it's understandable...]]
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OnE bY oNe, ThEy'Ll HeAr My CaLl
ThEn ThIs WiCkEd ToWn WiLl FoLlOw My FaLl...

~ ^_^ Roulette + Spitfire = OTP Forever! ^_^ ~ "Did the Joker give in when Batman threw him into Arkham Asylum for the CrImInAlLy InSaNe? No, he BROKE OUT and proceeded to poison all of Gotham's water supply!" ~ Whenever you feel like YOUR IDEAS are InSaNe, just remember that tHe JoKeR was once an IDEA inside someone's twisted mind... ~ GCHRP: We'Re AlL mAd HeRe! ~
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Prank half-sighed half-groaned again and ceased her singing. Pulling a face at the taste of her own blood as she spat out her shirt, she retorted, "Yeah, well you ain't no picnic either, lady. You're such a pesimist! You probably see the glass half-empty even when it's full! You seem to me like a gal who takes herself a little too seriously..."

you have patches to spare...and she DID break you out of prison. You got her back for stabbing you, now do something nice for the woman, huh? Come on, she deserves it...

"You want my advice?"

SHOW her what's to see in the patches...Make her Bubbly! Get her all Juiced up!

Prank reached into her jeans pocket and fished out a solitary Bubble Juice patch. Roulette was busy fussing over her bloodied jacket on her arm to notice her slink forward across the tiny room. She patted Rou's arm as if sympathizing with her and said with a broad grin, "You need to lighten up."

time to sit back and watch the fireworks!
RP1: Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Victor Zsasz, Prank, Jackson Droll

GCH (Young!): Victor Zsasz, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Jackson Droll

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to DO with one if I caught it!"

"My dogs are HUNGRY! Pity there's only one of you!"

"The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

"Let's see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY IS!"

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Payback's a bitch, puddin'.

"Hey. Hey! Don't touch me! I said -"

Roulette didn't even know what hit her.

Everything seemed... brighter. Better. Sweeter, in a way. But chaotic all at once. She wanted to destroy everything. She wanted to bring pies and cookies to little children. She'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...!

"I feel... weird... Ally-oop!"

And she let herself fall backwards, landing on a pile of clothes. She laughed, but it all seemed distorted and strange to her, and oddly, deliriously good...

Hug her.

"Whyyyyyy...?" she queried to nobody in particular, her face a mask of drunken amusement.

'Cause. :D

"I dunnoooooo... heheheh..."
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ThEn ThIs WiCkEd ToWn WiLl FoLlOw My FaLl...

~ ^_^ Roulette + Spitfire = OTP Forever! ^_^ ~ "Did the Joker give in when Batman threw him into Arkham Asylum for the CrImInAlLy InSaNe? No, he BROKE OUT and proceeded to poison all of Gotham's water supply!" ~ Whenever you feel like YOUR IDEAS are InSaNe, just remember that tHe JoKeR was once an IDEA inside someone's twisted mind... ~ GCHRP: We'Re AlL mAd HeRe! ~
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"Pahahahaha!!" Prank burst out laughing, pointing with her cane at Roulette's total discombobulation. "Now there you go, Kanga-Rou! That's right, smile!"

see, you've just made her day! Look at how happy she is! Good on you, girl!

Lifting the cane to her mouth as if it were a microphone, Prank said in a deep television-host-esque voice, "Well, well, Roulette, now that you've broken out of prison, what're you planning to do now?"

Save the world? Destroy it? Tell me what you're thinking, Bubbles...
RP1: Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Victor Zsasz, Prank, Jackson Droll

GCH (Young!): Victor Zsasz, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Jackson Droll

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to DO with one if I caught it!"

"My dogs are HUNGRY! Pity there's only one of you!"

"The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

"Let's see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY IS!"

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Payback's a bitch, puddin'.

"Oh! Oh! What do I win!?"

What the Hell am I doing?

Oh that doesn't matter.

Yes. Yes it does.

Noooope!

And with that, whatever tiny voice of reason Roulette had was entirely quashed, leaving nothing but a strange euphoria.

"Oh! I know! I wanna... uh... Uh... I wanna blow some shit up. Yeah! Bahahahah!"

And she stood, doing some sort of awkward cartwheel - but only managed to hit the wall.

"Ow."

She sat in a tangled little heap on the floor, laughing as if she'd heard the best joke in the world.

"Oh! Oh, you know what?! That reminds me of a song!"

She broke into a rousing, if off-key, chorus of Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom-Dee-Ay, entirely forgetting she looked like a complete fool.
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ThEn ThIs WiCkEd ToWn WiLl FoLlOw My FaLl...

~ ^_^ Roulette + Spitfire = OTP Forever! ^_^ ~ "Did the Joker give in when Batman threw him into Arkham Asylum for the CrImInAlLy InSaNe? No, he BROKE OUT and proceeded to poison all of Gotham's water supply!" ~ Whenever you feel like YOUR IDEAS are InSaNe, just remember that tHe JoKeR was once an IDEA inside someone's twisted mind... ~ GCHRP: We'Re AlL mAd HeRe! ~
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Prank laughed maniacly along with Roulette and hoisted her cane into the air like a baton as she sang along.

"Sounds good! Sounds good, Rou! But we can't go around blowin' stuff up...not with real explosives anyway."

A little lightbulb went off in Prank's head.

"But hey," she said, "but hey, maybe we could go to the shooting range! This's the MCU, right? Right? As soon as the fuzz lets us outta here we can break out of our cells again and go to the shooting range! We--ahahahaha!!"

She was momentarily overcome with uncontrollable giggles.

"W-We could put Gordon's face on the targets!! Ahahaaa!"
RP1: Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Victor Zsasz, Prank, Jackson Droll

GCH (Young!): Victor Zsasz, Beastie/Rolly Rifkin, Jackson Droll

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to DO with one if I caught it!"

"My dogs are HUNGRY! Pity there's only one of you!"

"The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

"Let's see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY IS!"

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Payback's a bitch, puddin'.

"Oh, that's brilliant! Yes yes yes! P-put -"

And she, like her odd compatriot, began to giggle uncontrollably. It took what seemed like hours to stop.

"... P-put Batman's face on the targets! Bwahahahahah!"

But... cells...?

Back in our cells?

I... no.

NO.


"NO!" she screeched suddenly, throwing the kris at the wall where it embedded deep into the plaster. "NO! N-not goin' back ta our cages... n-not at all..."

get out get out get out gotta find a way out...

And she became very, very paranoid then, pacing and muttering like an animal in a cage. Peering up at the tiny window... the tiny, breakable, just barely big enough window...

breakitbreakitbreakitbreakitbreak-

"I... I gotta idea..." she said, desperately trying to fight off the confusion that muddled her thoughts. It screamed too much at her, though... too loudly to hear anything else...

"W-wanna... w-wanna go start some fires...?"

'Course ya do! :D
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ThEn ThIs WiCkEd ToWn WiLl FoLlOw My FaLl...

~ ^_^ Roulette + Spitfire = OTP Forever! ^_^ ~ "Did the Joker give in when Batman threw him into Arkham Asylum for the CrImInAlLy InSaNe? No, he BROKE OUT and proceeded to poison all of Gotham's water supply!" ~ Whenever you feel like YOUR IDEAS are InSaNe, just remember that tHe JoKeR was once an IDEA inside someone's twisted mind... ~ GCHRP: We'Re AlL mAd HeRe! ~
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