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Biscuit Sketch
Topic Started: Sep 9 2009, 04:17 PM (305 Views)
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In light of Custard Creams being named the world's deadliest biscuit (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149601784), I say we do a pseudo-news report on people eating these dangerous delicacies, before suffering unlikely (and hilarious) accidents
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I find this offensive
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That's the FWM way
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make it work.
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I realise we have no gags for this, so here's some ideas for you bastards

A woman (probably one of us in dress-up) eats one, goes into labour and gives birth right there in the street. We'll use a doll for the baby, maybe it could even latch onto the reporter's face, Omen style

A handsome guy eats one and turn into an ugly guy (this will require some good editing, and a willing ugly guy) Falls to his knees and screams 'Nooooooooooooooooooooo'

Guy eats one, gets his in the crotch by a football. Every time he tries to get up, he gets struck back down. Eventually he's just being pummelled as he lies motionless

Someone else eats one, gets a call from their parents to tell them they're adopted. Reporter lol's
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where the hell are we going to find some custard creams? do you know a black market in the ceredigion area without a really predictable response implying ceredigion is somehow full black markets?
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we'll substitute them for a far less lethal biscuit, and the legions of rabid fans will never know the difference
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I love the phrase "A willing ugly person"
I don't know if you guys are familiar with the website 'pimpthatsnack.com', but it sounds like they could be handy- they show you how to make huuuuuuuuge snacks, and i'm pretty sure custard cremes are among them- my friend rob did a bit on it in his stand-up material. Have a looksie, i like the sound of a godzilla-type custard creme causing havoc in ystwyth!
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I shall offer my services in the above vacancy if so desired.
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Does anyone else find this disturbing?
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