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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 9 2009, 04:17 PM (305 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Sep 9 2009, 04:17 PM Post #1 |
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In light of Custard Creams being named the world's deadliest biscuit (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149601784), I say we do a pseudo-news report on people eating these dangerous delicacies, before suffering unlikely (and hilarious) accidents |
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| Deleted User | Sep 9 2009, 05:33 PM Post #2 |
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I find this offensive |
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| Deleted User | Sep 9 2009, 07:14 PM Post #3 |
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That's the FWM way |
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| The Director | Sep 10 2009, 10:10 AM Post #4 |
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make it work. |
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| Deleted User | Sep 20 2009, 08:40 PM Post #5 |
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I realise we have no gags for this, so here's some ideas for you bastards A woman (probably one of us in dress-up) eats one, goes into labour and gives birth right there in the street. We'll use a doll for the baby, maybe it could even latch onto the reporter's face, Omen style A handsome guy eats one and turn into an ugly guy (this will require some good editing, and a willing ugly guy) Falls to his knees and screams 'Nooooooooooooooooooooo' Guy eats one, gets his in the crotch by a football. Every time he tries to get up, he gets struck back down. Eventually he's just being pummelled as he lies motionless Someone else eats one, gets a call from their parents to tell them they're adopted. Reporter lol's |
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| Deleted User | Oct 18 2009, 09:05 PM Post #6 |
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where the hell are we going to find some custard creams? do you know a black market in the ceredigion area without a really predictable response implying ceredigion is somehow full black markets? |
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| Deleted User | Oct 19 2009, 03:02 PM Post #7 |
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we'll substitute them for a far less lethal biscuit, and the legions of rabid fans will never know the difference |
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| Deleted User | Oct 19 2009, 06:55 PM Post #8 |
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I love the phrase "A willing ugly person" I don't know if you guys are familiar with the website 'pimpthatsnack.com', but it sounds like they could be handy- they show you how to make huuuuuuuuge snacks, and i'm pretty sure custard cremes are among them- my friend rob did a bit on it in his stand-up material. Have a looksie, i like the sound of a godzilla-type custard creme causing havoc in ystwyth! |
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| Deleted User | Oct 23 2009, 09:38 PM Post #9 |
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I shall offer my services in the above vacancy if so desired. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 31 2009, 05:38 PM Post #10 |
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Does anyone else find this disturbing? |
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