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| Deleted User | Aug 30 2009, 08:24 PM Post #1 |
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How about this: We open with our Grinszpan-type character walking down aberaeron high street. He runs into some girl, proceeds to work his charm. At one point he refers to himself as 'God's gift to women', whereupon she replies "I hope women got the receipt" (sorry metson) Following this, our racist character walks past, the camera shifts to follow him. (I don't have any jokes for him yet, any ideas FWM??) Jack the Lad walks by, camera shifts to follow him. he bumps into 'Grinszpan' in Square Field, takes exception and punches him to the ground. Camera cuts to onlookers, looking momentarily shocked, then exclaiming "It's just Jack the Lad". We cut back to Jack, now attacking Grinszpan with a cricket bat, the onlookers laughing even harder. Finally we come back to Jack, shooting Grinszpan with a pistol, with the bystanders rolling around with laughter (I know that last bit'll be difficult to pull off) Well that's it, any ideas'd be appreciated, and before you post your hateful comments, let's just remember who the president is |
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| The Director | Aug 30 2009, 08:33 PM Post #2 |
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I like this, thumbs up. |
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| Deleted User | Sep 2 2009, 08:03 PM Post #3 |
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and so i said to my butler... no |
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