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Jokes
Topic Started: Jun 3 2009, 03:10 PM (248 Views)
Autumnleaf
List funny jokes!

There was a magic slide. Every time someone went down it and said something they landed in what the said.
The first man said "Gold!" and landed in a pile of gold.
The second man said "Silver!" and landed in a pile of gold.
The third man said "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Three men were trapped on an island. A genie came to them and gave them each one wish.
One man said "I want to go home." and he dissapeared back home.
The second man said "I want to go home." and he disappeared back home.
The third man said "I want my friends back!"
Edited by Autumnleaf, Jun 3 2009, 03:12 PM.
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Angellight
LOLZ
That's a good joke. XD
I am going to look for jokes. o_o
*walks away*
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Autumnleaf
There's another one about 3 brothers, but I can't remember it fully >.<
Lawl, Can't wait to see your jokes.
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Night-san
I know some good three brothers ones. ^^
And some dumb blonde jokes; hoping they won't offend anyone... I'm dishwater blonde myself, though. XD

(This is similar to your first one, actually)
Three brothers were hiking in the woods. One suddenly trips. He looks down, and there's a lamp there. He rubs it, and out comes a genie. "I will grant you each a wish," says the genie.

The first brother sees a cliff nearby. He jumps off, yelling "I wish I was an eagle!" He changes into an eagle and flies off.

The second brother thinks this looks fun, so he jumps off as well, yelling "I wish I was a falcon!" The genie grants his wish, and the brother flies off.

The third begins to follow suit. "I wish I was," he begins, and he trips. "CRAP!"
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Three guys were construction workers, and were working on an overpass. One day, at lunch break, they were sitting on the overpass, and one says in disgust "Aw, bologna sandwitch again! If my wife packs me this one more time, I'm jumping off this overpass. It's been a week straight of bologna!"

"Just a week," laughs the second. "Well, I've been getting a ham sandwitch for a month straight! One more time, and I'm jumping off this overpass!"

"Hah," laughs the third. "I've been having turkey for a year! If I get it one more time, I'm jumping."

The next day at lunch break, the first opens his lunch nervously, and then sighs with relief. "Phew, turkey."
The second one opens his nervously. "Phew, bologna and cheese."
The third opens his, looks in, and jumps off the overpass.

At the funeral, the first two guys' wives are staring lividly at the third's.
"What?" she asks. "He packs his own lunch!"
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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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A blonde walks into a store that sells almost everything.
"I want that TV," she says, pointing while talking to a staff member.
"Sorry, we don't serve dumb blondes," the staff replies.

So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed black and puts on sunglasses to disguise herself. She comes back in, and asks again.

"I want that TV."

The staff says "We already told you, we don't serve blondes."

"But how did you know it was me?" the blonde asks.

"Ma'am, that's a microwave."

More to be added later!
Edited by Night-san, Jun 25 2009, 04:55 PM.
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Autumnleaf
...LOL
Here's one;

Will you remember me in a day; Yes
Will you remember me in two days; Yes
Will you remember me in three days; Yes
Will you remember me in a week; Yes
Will you remember me in two weeks; Yes
Will you remember me in a year; Yes
Ok. Good.

Knock Knock
Who's there
You've forgotten me already ;3;
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Night-san
LOL

I added more, 'cause I accidentally hit post after the first one. ^_^
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Autumnleaf
Okay.
Off topic, but my dA is being reguraly updated now. :3
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Night-san
Good to hear! ^_^
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