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| Topic Started: Dec 14 2008, 04:36 AM (35 Views) | |
| standarddeviant | Dec 14 2008, 04:36 AM Post #1 |
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THE FACEBOOK MANUAL (C) 2016 Team Facebook San Fernando, California Facebook is a registered trademark of The Zuck, NO STEALIES First Edition, May 2016 Piece of Crap E-Publishing Company Virtual Library of Congress Number: 1234567891011121314151617181920 Zuckerburg, Mark 1980- INTRODUCTION ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hello and welcome to the wonderful world of Facebook! We here at Team Facebook extend a warm greeting and hope you settle into life on the 'Book. We've been going strong for the last ten years, instituting many changes that people don't like, however that's neither here or there. We've decided to write this manual to help you get started on Facebook and how to adjust to living your life without leaving home, except to take pictures of yourself in cool locations for your profile picture. So please enjoy the manual, and have a great life on the 'Book. Your friend, Tom....ERRR Mark Zuckerburg CHAPTER 1: The Different Denizens of Facebook ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, you have your little page, with your profile pic from Spring Break in the Dominican, but who are you going to be on the 'Book? Are you going to be an artist? Friend Whore? Attention Getter? Parent? Creepy guy adding high school girls whilst surfing pornography and smoking a bong, pretending it's the 90's? This chapter is to help you decide what type of profile personality suits you the best, out of our 6 archetypes. Remember, conformity is the new individuality! The Average Joe  An average Joe in Action The average Joe is relatively boring, uninteresting and generally quiet. He likes to keep to himself and usually has one or two equally boring people as friends. His nights consist of eating supper, watching whichever sports team is playing that night, then watching Jay Leno and heading off to bed. His interests include walking, talking, sleeping, eating, going to the bathroom and Dancing with the Stars.  A typical Average Joe Facebook Profile. |
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| Sean | Dec 14 2008, 10:01 AM Post #2 |
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Huh...Interesting.... |
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| standarddeviant | Dec 14 2008, 12:57 PM Post #3 |
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UNRELATED POST Whoops! I forgot to introduce the creativity that is the Facebook Manual. In fact, I didn't have any introduction. The Facebook manual is basically a sarcastic look at how Facebook should be run. However, it is all tongue in cheek and odd styles of humour. Enjoy. |
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| ddrattack | Dec 14 2008, 02:16 PM Post #4 |
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I remember you showing this to me at Thanksgiving. You had a lot more. xD |
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